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I need a drink.
whether or not there is a crosswalk present.
* Dance, dance *
- Uh, you mean my house. - I don't care whose house it is!
I didn't even tell you where my door was.
crippled-kid portrait painter, slaughterhouse attendant.
What's this for?
"I took a shot" doesn't count.
So I'm at work late, it's stone quiet,
No, yeah, uh-huh.
Quiet's nice sometimes.
I really am.
You know, my strongest memory of Joel is him running away from us
Study it.
a rat died in the wall or something.
but I didn't... I got married.
Hello, Joel.
when a rich uncle dies.
* They put you down, they say I'm wrong *
* *
I'm doing nothing.
This might have to last me for a long, long while.
Ethan wanted to say good night.
Of course you do.
I jump up, and I rip the top off,
Well, I've been doing it a while.
Abe! Dinner's on the table!
Couple of details are fuzzy,
And I have to say, if he talks about getting
but I took a shot and I was right.
Sit around all day long eating bon-bons,
It's not Abe. - Yom Kippur is a very big deal for your mother.
- You love the park. - Riverside's a park, too.
Everyone, arms to the sky.
Joel. It-it's not true.
They jumped in somewhere in Queens,
As of an hour ago, my address changed to "huh?"
* Please say it *
I'll make soup. Soup we understand.
My advice: be your own lawyer.
- My... - Funny little story:
that first wife of his, and then she went nuts
- Mama... - If you have to see Joel,
* Don't ya *
- It's ticking. - I should...
That's funny.
This came from the top.
Is he paying these poor people?
I promise you'll see the grandchildren again.
I don't care, the street... what do I care?
Gougères. French cheese puffs.
No? Did you know the answer?
Let me think. Fuck you.
- Too much bread. - Yes.
moved her to the billing department.
- And they were delicious. - ROSE and SHIRLEY: Mmm.
he'd work from home.
and shut the door, and all I could hear was
He's a pompous ass! I said it.
It's nobody's fault.
We'll just... have to be adults.
And what are you gonna wear?
Love to hear the sound * of the machines. *
Who has cutlery for 30?
But-but that is all a complete blur to me now.
And speaking of vodka, why don't they serve booze here?
You think every day there's kugel and kids?
No. Maybe a lump.
* Hey, babe, your hair's all right *
Hey, did you know that I have to get a lawyer and go to court?
- of your own free will. - I forgot.
we do this So we can eat cheesecake
she started volunteering at the old ladies nursing home,
- Abe... - No.
you've got your servant here.