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AMBER: You look so pretty.
So let me get this straight. I came into your bed naked...
You should think about being nicer to me...
I do.
How do you know he's here?
Can I have another drink?
Let's go! He's probably halfway there already!
Did you have sex? No!
We should kick him in the balls!
No. Not really.
...can be just as shady as he can.
KATE: Oh, there it is... the end of the road.
let's never sleep with the same guy again.
She's doing all of the stuff, the feng shui... in the house.
...I'm going to go see if our toilet can take a punch.
Hypothetically...
If you had something to lose, you'd understand how hard this is.
Because...
Hi, honey!
What's wrong?
I needed some pants and the only person
Oh, my God! Did you do it more than ten times?
Don't mention the whole mistress thing.
No, you go see your dad.
(STAMMERING) What do you want me to say?
and that I care about your problems...
You made us a ton of money this year. Nobody bats a thousand.
No problem. You're welcome.
I think we just broke up.
Excuse me.
Okay. Are you all packed for your business meetings?
That might be a while.
...get down.
...I don't know what's going on with you,
I am not sleeping with him! And the fact you think I would, really hurts!
...you won't lose your shit like you did with me. Don't say you didn't.
When a friend see boys Cz ur vigina starts interfiering
I can't even remember to shave my legs.
I don't know why men find these sexy.
...he has the perfect woman. What else would he need?
He has been working his whole life...
(RATTLING)
I quit my job so we could focus on his job. I put off having kids...
they become a part of this...
She doesn't even know that I know they're still together.
That's what happens when you piss people off.
You're not a whore. Let's go outside.
Well, Amber wins.
We weren't happy. Now we are.
No. No. I have the wrong address.
He said something nasty's going around, and you should take one, too.
I get more ass than a toilet seat!
(GASPING)
I miss you.
...his head would have exploded.
Whoever. (CHUCKLES)
Well, I heard a story on the news...
...and they'll blab! You are literally
Mark is flying down this week.
I don't want to keep explaining this. Carmela is Carly!
I'm fine, thank you.
Oh, hell, no! Now he's crossed the line!
How's it going? Not good.
No, you were right about everything. And he's still lying to me.
What are they?
It's not my first.
You're making a mistake.
(LAUGHING)
We waited for someone to leave and then snuck in.
It looks like you put on weight.
and in China who love feng shui. (SOBS)
I went to the doctor. He gave me a Z-Pak.
And no matter how many women you sleep with, or cars you buy...
(ALARM RINGING)
Don't forget. (ENGINE STARTS)
Okay, fine. Gun to my head...
You and your Vagina needs to
I'll be damned.
She told me about this naan bread.
i dont even know if she is american i dont even kno
Damn.
You sure the window doesn't open?
What are you doing? Seeing if Mark wants to hang out.
If you're having a panic attack, go outside and get some air.
Not really.
Am I right?
What's it called? No Hands. Isn't it great?
You're calling because you got a zit?
I might not always get it right, but...
AMBER: He's back to sexting like a freak.
...if I wanted to protect my money
Sorry!
Well, now that sex is off the table...
Have a seat.
He's stealing, Kate. Making money for them is the way he does it.
Look at this.
Don't move.
and I don't have a job! (SOBBING)
Hi. Um...
...cheek implants and lives in a condo in Norwalk...
Lydia.
(LAUGHS) Me? Yeah, you.
I don't know.
I didn't know he was in Miami.
You pooped your pants and now you´re wearing a lady skirt
Did you and Tony enjoy Hong Kong?
KATE: Okay.
I mean, has he ever said he loves you?
Are you serious? It's a window!
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm...
Shut up.
We should kick him in the balls!
Hi. Hi.
Ah, the Chuzzlewit Pinch.
Great whoreeee
Thank you for everything. I really appreciate it.
Oh. What's this about?
...is that there's lying and cheating
KATE: That dog is trying to break me. CARLY: He really is.
...schlintercourse.
And that's a happy ending. A shitty ending...
You're his fall guy!
Come on! No!
You keeping track?
Thank you.
It's a Jetta! So?
For what?
What about your father? Leave Dad out of this!
I'm going to take a shower.
Maybe you just have to forgive people to move forward.
Ok! That's enough!
This window. Just open it a little. Crack it. Just crack it.
Really?
You wanted to be friends, too. You just didn't know it.
It is. But we can work it out.
You're so funny! You'll see when you meet her.
We were going to hold off for prom, but we just got carried away.
Maybe we should have a drink and talk.