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OK.
the only thing I've had to eat is a half a jellyfish.
so the four of us can go to dinner.
Are you sure this is the finish line?
Though there will be no vandalism here, people!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa and whoa! - Hold your horses!
- You haven't done any. - I know. But who cares?
Jordan Godzilla Sullivan! You stop that, and you stop it now!
Oh, great, then we'll be two losers under one roof.
Anyway, we're alone, you don't speak a word of English,
That means you occasionally have to listen to me and believe in my opinion.
but that ain't gonna happen.
I haven't been able to feel my genitals since they first touched water,
- I only needed to impress Kelso. - Oh, great, you lied to me.
but that ain't happening either, you know what I'm sayin'?
Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkelton, people laugh.
You're a Mexican apple thief, I run the cider house.
So you wanted to talk to me about your appendectomy, Mrs...
...Appendectomy?
Turk. Turk, where are you going?
[J.D.] I'm a little proud.
How would you like it if I cut out your appendix?
I'm not exactly religious, you know,
[Trills]
I wanna be able to tell you my boyfriend freaked me out.
He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind.