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Let me ask you something. How does that thing work?
...of the United States of America...
We have a 10-34 between two men and a forklift?
But I've got such a headache.
You think that's the who's-it that trashed the bookstore?
That's the whole idea, see?
...like us?
-Hands over your head! -What is the meaning of....
...we could live with $50 apiece.
Red to black.
...they start removing popular parts of your anatomy.
Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch.
Excuse me, sir, but we are not open to the public. Hello. Can l--
-...it is just like you and I. -What are you talking about?
...and back to this, and that lower boom, and attach the screws here...
Wash his socks, iron his shirts....
" Please won't you be my neighbor?"
Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro.
Oh, my.
You can mass produce at this quality and still meet...
He is leaking.
Then you move on to complimenting her shoes or her earrings.
Garfield! Do I look like a mouse?
No, they scammed you, see? They tricked your ass.
-Entrance. Portal. -Right.
How do you control it, though?
"Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar Digging ten feet below
Thank you for stopping.
He's very businesslike. A total professional.
Thank God, are you okay now?
Hit it!
What is this?
CONNECTING TO HUMAN PArTNER
Stage. That's a good one.
If you had a mouth, I'd wash it out with soap.
...that he shall have the same rights and privileges...
No! No way!
Well, yes. You're my friend.
-But Benjamin is our friend, right? -True-blue.
Thank you very much.
I am wanting so much to be able to speak to you with my tongue untied.
But she isn't recognizing me when she is seeing me.
I knew I could count on you.
" ...was to send Number Five.
I'm not here, but leave message at sound of tone.
...Benjamin.
" Say there, Sandy...
That's great.
Have a seat, gentlemen.
That's the real one! The real Number Two!
Mr. De Ruyter, may I have a word with you?
You'd think it'd be someone like me, right? No hope.
Johnny Five total value:
No. Don't tell me, please.
Please say something.
-Please. -Excuse me.
Suspect vehicle turning east on Lakeshore.
Okay.
What is wrong? Where is your auxiliary power?
I knew I should have stayed away from this.
ANKIT
I am really (using censored bad word) off!. I am really (using censored bad word) off!.
It's a computer. It probably has custom operating systems--
" He can build your robots, but you know how...
Really?
Dock of the Bay!
Frederick, I must read these two books very carefully.
Really, Benny, that thing doesn't work so good.
Somebody will let you out Monday morning.
Kiss off, you bug-eyed geek. Come on!
...and that I take this obligation freely...
...the real Number Five robot.
-Or is this just an act, or what? -Move those balloons!
See this guy? I know him. I know him. Fast reader.
I'll get a new staff together.
...with 1,000 of these. You guarantee to buy them?
Number Five?
What the hell? Come back here!
Bad humans!
...he is in major metropolitan area.
That thing is remarkable! Is it yours?
Nice going, ace.
I'm supposed to go to Simpson's to sign the papers.
It's coming and it's smarter than I thought. Get ready!
Now you're expecting me to believe that you...
My friend.
"You need but to open the door."
Sale. Contract by which ownership of property is transferred.
You're never gonna find 'em. They're long gone.
Tough chicken Madda fooker
Hold this. Thank you. Sandy?
Please note.
Is that it, Robby?
...I am lonely because Sandy Banatoni is not knowing I am alive.
You jerk!
Well, I lean towards the Bible myself.
My special price to you today, $39.95.
...why not call the police?
How's your line moving, pal?
-Five? -Number Johnny Five?
Oscar!
No.
They could be ready for delivery in the middle of October.
I'll unlock it.
Get this ugly mother out of my face!