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Watch it, dink! You're out of your league.
Mr. Benjamin Jarvee, right?
The cops have got him.
-What is that? -What is what?
...romance novels, poetry.
Benny, I'd like you to meet your production staff.
You know, he meant with our current facilities, but we...
Major metropolis!
135 West Lafayette Boulevard. Usted comprende amigo?
No, it's okay.
All equal? Oh, but I'm different. I'm a--
Every time I meet you, I think to myself:
Rolex!
I know the name, Fred. And your body is your collateral.
Benny, where did you get the idea for this?
Listen up, now! We got complaints on this thing.
Number Johnny Five.
He locked you up? He did not smash, crush, dent, mangle you?
The robot is working for us now, pal.
...as a weapon of death and destruction.
Right.
Lesson Number One: You can't trust anybody.
Me, Chrome-Breasted Input Eater.
"Camptown robots sing this song Doo-dah, doo-dah
Is it loneliness?
It does not mean that your mother is sleeping with my dog.
You have been vandalized all over yourself.
Vehicle tire tracks. Goodyear radials, 215-75-15.
I knew he wasn't up to this.
...and I want it now.
You are saying this "we" word, sir.
Hurry! Quickly!
-Thanks. -We are making a deal.
Ben, hi. So, how's it going?
And if you don't mind, Miss Banatoni, some of us are trying to work.
Not games. Have questions. Need answers.
Okay, find tread assembly, right.
-He'll fire me. -No, everything is okay.
...my all-new multi-frequency remote control!
This is for you.
Where you going, Speedy?
-I am requesting a helicopter immediately! -Ben?
...for $1,700.
Go. Now!
-It's dead! -He used it up already! Goddamn it!
The Department of Car Stereo Repair.
What? No, it isn't.
I got a watch.
And now, the next set of parts....
You were out ripping stuff off?
-But, Fred, l-- -Do you see those two guys down there?
"Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar"
Sit. Please, sit down.
Come on, Johnny Five!
"Think this tunnel's five-miles long Oh, Doo-Dah-Day
"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken."
You mean, you make these yourself? In there?
A day, to rent. If you want to buy them wholesale...
Oh, Oscar!
"Johnny Five. You know the name, now own the toy."
Sounds like a good idea to me. We sure as hell can't get rid of it.
This is the room, the hiding place for Benjamin.
-Well, give me five, hombre. -Yes, and give me the three.
And someone has picked up. Now quickly, tell me the code.
"Opportunity is waiting.
Oh, no, I am only charging $19.95.
Capable of doing anything, and a marvellous personality to boot.
Then you move onto something more personal, you know?
You know what you gotta do? You gotta break it up...
This is my friend, Fred.
Excuse me.
...sleeps...
I wish I were a bird.
All right.
Johnny Five.
Forget it. You can't swim!
Sure.
Isn't it strange we should be meeting like this?
Definitely.
CONNECTING YOU TO A HUMAN
What emotion is this?
No!
Good morning.
-We got a deal. -We got a deal. Thank you.
Boring. The movie was better.
That's better.
Who are you?
Muchas gracias.
So, what do we talk about now?
-He'll be dead? -Lf he is losing his power, yes.
My goodness. Well, I've been called a few names myself.
We'll keep them here until one day before the exhibition is to open...
Johnny? You have taken name for yourself?
Yes, and I'm proud of you. You removed your laser weapon.
That's all we need, a robot who's into equal rights.
But, Frederick, there are so many more.
I can't do this. I'm no good at this stuff.