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Well, there is something in which I have not told you also.
...must wait here. You stay here.
Can't you go any faster? If you get a ticket, I'll pay for it.
No, backup power "ing-go." Going.
There's Sandy. What a coincidence you are here.
Was not told I was in a city. Why?
These two are wonderful.
-Come on, Sandy. Get with it! -He's not street hustler.
Thank you, friend.
Hello, baby!
We need to clear out all my old junk here.
"Love, Johnny.
...for very little compensation.
I've been a salesman all my life. I finally got something that sells!
There is no way to get that robot to do what we want.
But for two of these humans to get together...
Ringing! It is ringing.
Hey, you!
-Look out! -Stand back!
Like the ship.
-We're never gonna catch 'em now. -Check this out, baby.
Rip it apart!
I'm going to take your batteries out. Bad boys.
Up and at 'em, Benjamin. Time for recharging.
What could be safer than a safe?
Well, come on, buddy.
Now we have to get a security system.
You tried to sell Number Johnny Five?
I mean, it is making a lot of mistakes because it is alive.
You stop backing up, you untrustworthy person.
...he will go insanely crazy.
-Hey, that's very nice. -Isn't that cute?
Look, I'm sorry for wasting your time.
-Hi. -Very impressive, Mr.--
And this shark money, it is what you have used to help me?
THIS IS BATTERY FLUID
You betcha! It's the all-new Johnny Five. Just look at these items!
10-4, good buddy.
Steady, watch the trim.
Mug shots?
-Nineteen... -...fifty...
Will you please tell me what that thing is?
Please, someone let--
It doesn't matter.
I have a need to explain.
-Move, lady! -Okay, rockin' baby. Sixteenth Street.
Like car keys, sunglasses--
Tony Romeo and the Crests.
Me?
She's very knowledgeable in this field.
They said technically, he's missing.
...to not to be lonely, it is very well--
...presto!
...such a success.
I wouldn't want you to strain yourself.
You're incredible!
Saunders, you bastard, help me! "Eep-kay im-hay usy-bay!"
THIS IS BATTERY FLUID
So he ran away. So now he is living with my friend in Montana...
Stealing? To take property without permission, unlawfully?
But we have no more money. And now we're having no equipment.
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Hey, gently with the shirt. That's my Bisana.
1993.
-Does she have an answering machine? -Yes.
You haven't seen this before. Check it out.
The government is divided into three trees.
Oh, yeah? Watch this.
Sandy Banatoni, Assistant Buyer...
Hey, I'm telling you.
And I'll read it again later.
Louie, Louie!
Oh, my God.
Borrowing the blueprints, purchasing equipment.
My friends trusted me and I lowered them down.
-Why don't we sell the big one? -What? This is not possible.
"Kay-o, Derf."
" Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro."
...what the Lord thinks about you. We're all equal before Him.
...but perhaps you have a faster way?
You have some explaining to do, young man.
Listen, you nutcase! Give me that!
Number 25.
Department of Water, telephone company, city planners--
Yes.
Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!
Masks?
My boss loves it. Where did you get them?
That's a falsity. What really happened was...
Sure, they all do that, man. Hey, what are you doing here?
Main "wer-po," power circuits are severed.
I want to be your friend. Listen, you can open any car you want?
Hello.
Push on the window. Push, man!
Thank you, Oscar. Adios.
" R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Just the facts.
That's right across the street.
I solemnly swear...
Derf, why did Racso lie to me? Try to disassemble me?
But this causes strange feeling, emotion. It's not good.
You are having loneliness, too? But you're human.
Be careful. You really should cross at the crosswalk.
I have a good feeling about this.
We're already in business. What you have to make...
Let me get this straight.
You talk about speed-reading, he can really read.
Why are you angry? Why try to disassemble Johnny Five?
I trust you, now.
Oh, yeah?
What are you? Punishment from God?
What is the time being?
Well, do you like music?
Smile!