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Ted, check this out.
I've been thinking about our fight.
A hundred-- in the South Bronx at this time of night?
for a blender that you haven't even taken out of the box.
Ew. Right.
Saying you're a New Yorker when you're not.
Ted, Ted, Ted. Dude, I am looking at you.
that blender so much, why don't you just marry it.
It's even better
number one--
Kids, after Robin and I broke up,
He's better looking than us.
What's wrong?
even when baked into a blueberry muffin
What, West Village? Close.
Oh... Oh.
- Thank you. - Man, this is like a
Vacation romances have an expiration date.
and thinking about peace?
But I said, "Brother shark,
Gael, there's some weird du...
I wonder if anyone's ever thought that before.
And that's all I remember until the hospital.
Okay, old Robin would have been like, dude, ocupado.
I'm finding myself getting annoyed
Actually, it's on its own island.
It's a really nice blender. Well, if you love
you want to just meet here
I'm evolving.
G.F.H.L.
Wow, I think we all need to go back to our place and recover.
Ooh, here he comes. Switched to big words.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
"through the years ahead.
It was barely even a text message.
You know what that means.
that you didn't have to do that anymore.
All that stuff.
I'm still pretty baked.
Marshall kept his promise
they took all our money.
You said you wouldn't read it
Well, I will be a monkey's unc...