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Terry!!! Wake your bitch ass up!!
Can't catch me, baby.
Wet dream? Wait a minute, I'm a pimp!
You are supposed to be tough guys. You don't need gadgets, huh?
Ain't this a bitch? I'm waiting on some action to jump off.
Come on, Bill, let's go. I don't see nothing in here I like.
Ducking and dodging my moms and shit!
- Hey! - What?!
Think about what your mama would say.
And Craig let him do it
Shit! Not just the city, the world!
I didn't have to take anything. lt was all her. Come on, man.
Why every time you get a little position of power,
HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP
Her man was like...
I'll call you.
My dick is bigger than yourssss
You ain’t Paul You just a nigga that steals
We made a mistake. Day-Day ran in and jumped on Daddy!
What's wrong with you? You tripping!
When I see kids at school call an unplugged electric guitar a "quiet guitar"
Holiday cheer these nuts.
What the hell else you got? Damn!
Look magically delicious!
You need to turn in yo damn whistle!
Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire you if you hit something else?
I invited some nice-ass girls.
He robbed a lady in the parking lot last week.
Lol
Oh! What's cracking, baby?
...
When asked what I'm doing over the holidays:
Okay. Over here is the Chrome Dome.
Bigpj! Ocluob!
You jealous, Willie.
lol
Oh, my goodness.
We gone pray for these niggas
I know somebody who like it
couple elves packin' the bags.
My request for Talib when he sees Harry in the ATL
my life has been a shambles, dude.
Look like you're ready to tell on somebody right now!
Jesus!
Y’all four niggas been ducking and dodging this pro am for the past two weeks
Who the fuck Are you?
Merry Christmas Everybody Merry Christmas
- Like a damn snitch! - Man, that's cold!
My dick is bigger than yours. It was cold that night.
Bet you remember Day-Day!
Did you hear me?!
Prance! Look, like this.
...crime whistle!
Oh, you dreaming. This a wet dream.
1
- I'm gonna do my job. - No problem.
You need to work on your people skills.
I bouta Barry Bonds yalls black asses
and I know we gonna make them holler for a dollar.
Get Off His Dick
Introduce me to your friend Craig
Got jacked by musk
That’s some bullshit! My intellect is way better than yours, nigga!
Merry Christmas Nuggah!!!! From Dana Nugah!!!
Come on, player.
all through the 'hood.
How you doing?
''Tastes so good. make you wanna slap youn mama. ''
and the bathrooms are jammed.
SANTA CLAUS!
MOOD
You gonna make me blow this. I'll clear all this shit out with this.
You done hit Santa Claus!
Somebody was hating on your flyness
and I'll die for this shit too
You come here all the time smelling like that.
You see him?
This you
Biggo woof pwussy
I thought I was dreaming. You almost drowned me, nigga.
Merry Christmas From Pinky Nugga!!!
You ask too many questions man
Grown up now though
Me leaving the sportsbook after another go fast and win portfolio winner
Security! You need to turn in your damn whistle.
So either I'm gonna get my rent money today,
Have you ever seen a rottweiler bite a chihuahua?
I was just gonna get drunk and watch The grinch, so I'll be there...
Not on duty Not on duty
Merry Xmas
15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard.
I was emptying the trash!
That’s enough damn salt, Willie!
Don't worry bout it bitch I know somebody like it
That's the only way we're gonna be able to communicate.
We something like them.
I'm Craig's daddy--Willie Jones.
Dante Help me babe
Give me that, give me that.
...got Daddy's Rolex.
#YEAHISAIDIT #WitchoPunkAss
- You ain't got to calm me down. - Fire that up.
76ers To the NBA
Y’all ain’t seen what happened to the Last few quarterbacks huh?
'Damn. Eyes cocked like a pistol' 'Damn'
No charge.
I can't move that fast with this stomach.
when your girl gone off mimosas and the kids finally asleep
Can we get some hair, 30% off, 40% off?
Damn Smh
Holiday cheer these nuts. Get back.
Pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'!
Just do your job, and I'm gonna do mine.
# Crunching on your balls in a one-horse open sleigh... #
Thank you.
Prime time.
Don't you worry bout it ,bitch I know somebody like it
I'm talking about a busload of them hos if you can.
When you find a bag of weed outside
Damn! That's an ugly-ass baby. Eyes cocked like a pistol
What the hell is goin on?!
What's cracking? My name's Craig.
I'm glad we got our rent money back, baby.
Make that miney
Let's start off with your number.
That ain't prancin'. lt ain't Easter.
Maybe even you.
lt is, but it's for medicinal uses only.
- Who Craig? - Don't worry about it.
When ppl keep asking why I still make music
Next time, I'm gonna shoot you in the one that's winking, & not the one that’s stinking
Officiating? You need to turn in your damn whistle!
Who the fuck are you?
Y'all trying to use the Lord to sell pussy on this corner.
SANTA CLAUS‼️
Yall niggaz betta Have Dat N/V ENERGY $$
Get that shit lined up too Bitch!!!
I mean, he got cataract, lazy eye, a little glaucoma.
- Calm down. - I'm calm.
When 5-0 comes to your house To look for that Ghetto D
You invited me to this party, ain't that right?
Hahah
Fractured skull.
Wake your bitch ass Up lucky charms
Merry Christmas, boy!
You better watch your little filthy mouth.
Don't you worry about it, bitch. I know somebody like it.
What happened to the last guards that worked here?
Don't be sorry ho. Be careful!
Willie, get your ass off that heifer!
We going to church and pray for these Niggas. Amen
not the one that stink!
.
All right, come here.
Tasha, how we look?
What else did he get?
From Tj
When u
I like the way you got that lined up
over $1 million.
That's some good shit, right?
My Tamales are Bigger than yourrrs It was Cold that night!
- Whip him! - Just give me the whistle.
You can get your ass kicked around here real quick.
- That'd be him. - Him.
Group hug niggas!!
'Cause I'm gonna only say this shit once.
Look like I ain't doin' shit.
- I'm Donna. - What's up, Donna?
You got that look in your eye.
Tell
Today is the day u motherfucmers gone pay
I just want you to stop and whip some ass on the way to the station.
top flight security you need to turn your whistle
Don't start trying to outthink me, because you're gonna hurt yourself.
We are not little no more
Hey, hey, it's good to see you, baby!
Can I get this hat, 30% off, 40% off? Fubu short set
All right!
Merry Christmas
- lt's small in here. - No, you're big in here.
Tim when Sam SHUTS HIM DOWN
Eagles betta pay their rent or