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Oh, I've puked up on my own tentacle.
Who's this? Your wife? Looks like a geezer in a dress to me.
cowboy.
Hush, hush, little spaceman, and come to Momma!
I can see what you're trying to do, but I could pretty much pick these up from any shop.
What kind of patch would you suggest for a... broken heart?
This man came in the shop. A cockney. He urinated in my face and...
♪ Eels up inside ya
Join in, boy.
- We've got to get out of town. - Tell me what happened.
You don't know what she made me do.
but, um, it's coming on in leaps and bounds around here
We sell knick-knacks, curios,
- Perhaps your husband would be interested? - My husband is deceased.
- OK. I've got the money. - Mm.
It's cold, it's frightening, it's dark, you've only got on a light summer jacket.
I have the money now in my hand. I have now got the money here...
♪ Although we're bound by shaman law, What goes on tour stays on tour...
Arly @ 10
Um, that's 19 euros, actually, that one.
Next.
Change your address once, they never find you.
And the penalty is very clear. A turban full of tequila, in one.
Oh, I don't believe it. He's not answering, the stupid git.
If I could get him, I would make a killing.
All shrunk. And they were all tight to his head.
♪ But now I'm new rave
It can't have been that bad.
Well, look at you. You always look like you've been up to some ball-licking activity.
Going on a stag weekend. It's going to be huge.
You got my money, boy, or am I going to have to set Elsie and her eels on you again?
Helllllllooooooooooo,