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[ALL CHEERING]
[ALL LAUGH]
We're like healers or something.
Dolly Titz on the main stage, coming up for you, boys.
If you're gonna be here, be here.
Oh, no. I'm keeping it real with you, ladies.
seeing as you're not in a boy phase.
[ALL CHEERING]
It's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
We got whiskey. We got shine. Y'all get some. Ha-ha.
I'm kissing you Running my fingers through your hair
I'm gon' make you feel it
That was insane tonight, man.
KEN: Is everybody okay?
You have so much anger, and it is all in your heart chakra, and it's fucking toxic.
It's a sign.
- Well, I have my own furniture company. - KEN: Yeah.
Why don't you enlighten us, Constant Gardener?
Let it rain, let it rain
Jesus fuck.
Everybody close your eyes...
You're destroying sea turtle biosphere with that urine.
Your legs in the air and my hands all up In your cookie jar, like mmm
- I love you. - Let's sync this shit up.
I'm jealous.
One day I heard an ad on the radio looking for dancers.
He'll need to stay here for 48 hours of observation. He's in here.
I told her put it in my face
This love of mine Could never let go
These two don't need an introduction.
[MIKE CHUCKLES]
How a good woman talks?
See? I need a tweeze right there.
A wake?
MIKE: You can find it, man. You got to just let go, okay?
No one will know
Okay.
That was awesome.
I want it that way
All right, I need y'all to clap on this one.
I'm so happy for you.
It's been the year of the horrible idea, man.
Why don't you take your bullshit advice and give it to your fucking employees?
Then I go out in the crowd and find myself a real fucking bride.
[HORN HONKING]
[ALL CHEERING]
Gentlemen, welcome. We've been expecting you.
Ugh. Here's a whopper for you.
That's our pulse.
I got signed by an agent, booked a couple regional commercial spots.
We can do it anywhere
- Ha-ha-ha. - Fuck, I'm sorry. Fuck!
the absolutely adorable...
You got to be kidding me. You got to be fucking joking.
TITO: That's the plan.
But we're gonna try to tonight.
That's a nice Southern welcome.
Break your back, crack it open like a lobster
I don't need a hall pass, just somebody to tell me this isn't a terrible idea.
You come on now and have a seat.
RICHIE: Your condoms...
[50 CENT'S CANDY SHOP PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Really?
Tobias is going to M.C.
I put them together in one package, like a pack of gum. Sell it at a gas station.
But now, if the E.P. blew up tomorrow...
I got an inner drag queen too.
Tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe
All it was is I was at a party and saw this badass girl.
For her.
But you never know.
Okay.
You got it.
You told him he was dead?
You sleep okay?
[LAUGHS]
[CROWD CHEERING]
Yeah, come on!
WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: You're listening to the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. Only on Spotify.
Well, it shows. I've never seen anything like that.
You hold it up to your ear, you speak into it...
Out with the past. I never wanted to be in the Navy!
- CROWD: Hot! - Whoo!
ALL [SINGING]: And I found it there in your heart
[EXHALES]
Right. Then Tobias is gonna intro the solos. Listen...
Yeah, I'm real set here.
How a good woman should be sexed?
- Really? - Yeah.
Who cares, baby
but only one penis my entire fucking life.
We've been down that road before
MIKE: You realize we'll be useless in an hour.
And for whatever reason that I'll probably never understand...
[ALL CHEERING]
- Mm-hm. - Mm.
[EXHALES]
I wanna know How does it feel?
[ALL CHEERING]
Yeah, yeah
How does it feel, baby? Yeah
What?
Richie, what are you? You're not a fireman.
Are two worlds apart...
- Mikey. - Oh, it's on.
- TARZAN: As one unit. Moving as one. - TITO: The past is over!
TOBIAS: What are you, 12? Just take it.
That's good.
[ROME CHUCKLES]
[ALL SNAPPING FINGERS]
[TARZAN SNORING]
And you know how that shit goes, so... Heh-heh.