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And let's... It's not sexy, okay?
stripper guy is traumatized
make sure there's no moles
- What do you think about my prop, hmm? - That's really cool.
and the sex was so meaningful,
hey, I'll take up that mantle.
- G.I... Oh, G.I. Joe's the shit. - G.I. Joe. - Yeah, yeah.
Well, I've got a party for you.
- And you can't see any of the blood. - Okay, good.
- Yeah. Yeah. - This is pathetic.
- Yeah. - And then he has sex with one disgusting bird.
You'll do what?
- The what? - Just... - Sorry. I'm-I'm his boy.
What the hell?
Well, where's Mike? I want to finish the game.
I need to show him that this is a great life.
You got here, like, five minutes ago.
Let's not talk... Can we stop talking about trauma
Ladies, are we ready to party tonight?
- Yeah. - Come on, man,
- It's a good crowd, though. It's a good crowd. - He's... Yeah.
Are you the stripper?
or, like, unsightly hairs,
Are you gonna stand out here and talk like little bitches,
♪ Everybody got 'em, everybody got 'em ♪
I'm not being a pussy.
this gig. I mean, truthfully,
Oh. Right, yeah.
- Doesn't matter. That's not the point. - Oh, yeah. Right, right.
And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
stripper soldier last night. He's swinging by.