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Yes. Okay.
I'll strip. Yeah.
Wa-Wa... Wait! Wait, Dad! Who do you love?
He's having erotic nightmares and shit.
- Uh, y-yes, it is. Boy speaking. - Oh.
All right, all right, I can do that.
What war?
- I'm not sure I follow... - Oh, yeah. He's G.I. Joe.
- Hello. Hey. - Hey, Mike.
I'm confused. Is this a PTSD meeting for vets?
- Wow. - Jesus Christ.
- What do you want to tell us? Just tell us. - Oh, I just
How would you be my s...?
- Thanks, man. - Yeah. Oh, dude, your back looks great, man.
- Cool. - Cool, man. You be my boy?
- Yeah. - But we got to fight fire with fire,
- 20. - Deal.
I don't think I was ready to give this lifestyle up.
Oh, God. There's nothing sexy about cheese. Put it away.
All right! Hey!
- Yeah, that's cool, bro. Cool. - Cool.
Dennis?
This, actually, is a real scar, too.
who's filling in for hans walker? sharon waltham.
- Make a ton of mon... - Mmm.
Now, is he blowing someone? What is happening?
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Look, I really appreciate everything you've done.
Now he's under the delusion that he's hit rock bottom,
me mom's got capannd shmager snes woo woo woo woo woo ooh ooh orr orr roo womage you! when she wakes up every morning! and she's starting her womaging today at 0 years old! yes she's a womaged baby! and she's also got englandagement which means she's also got brexitagement she's so sick we can't help her with boqapus!
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Fine. You guys'll do, I guess.
Thank you for last night.
You might want to check your programs 'cause I'm bad dad now.
- Yeah. - Cool.
That's the best way to deal with things.