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Don't thank me. Thank your mother.
Take your hands off me you gutter slut
HANK: Any sign of my birth certificate yet? PEGGY: To be perfectly honest, no.
Thanks for the lift. I don't normally hitchhike.
It's Little Miss New York.
You idiot. We can't use our own cars.
Suck on a pebble and keep looking storked out.
CALLER: Is it Big Tex? RADIO JOCKEY: That's right.
I wonder if I would have called him Dad or Coach?
"These 32 flags...
- Take your hands off me, you gutter slut. - Daddy.
Three days later we took a premature bundle of you...
did you happen to come across my birth certificate?
Barbecue at midnight?
I guess I could take a few people in my Cadillac car...
What? New York?
Wait! Cotton's trying to pin this on me?
Not being born in Texas, you weren't!
Hank, close your eyes and put out your hands.
It was his idea to go to New York.
Well, that's how they get here.
I don't remember seeing any Montana flag at the Alamo.
- Go! - You're running for two, woman.
Well, I guess I can't blame her. That's what pigs do.