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-Good to see you, Scott. -Fantastic. Nancy here?
-Let's go have sex. -Get out!
Began over a girl, Mitzi Sun Hoo.
Go. Leave.
What's the point?
Decide.
How's the miso soup?
Were you warm enough?
Oh, hi.
I'll treat them well. Don't worry, your work is not in vain, okay?
Original strain. Mine.
...who was Christine's friend, who sat behind me in math...
There are so many non-cheese-sniffing girls out there for you.
Because you're the only person I could find on such short notice.
I have no friends.
It's delightful.
What brings you boys far into the forest?
Fucking Nancy.
Okay?
Hey, Andy.
-What? -Catfish are nocturnal.
Or had an affair with a married guy and needs to recover at a spa--
Name means fragile flower.
Sure. No problem.
I'm the real victim.
Sure.
Thanks.
Another?
Ain't no ring on that finger. You're not the wife.
I will organize everything.
Esteban, I never really imagined I'd be saying this in real life...