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Dunzo. Pound that gavel, Dean.
I'm not sure yet.
Oh, hey, Joanne. How are you? I didn't know you ran.
Man! Someone needs a mani-pedi massage combo, pronto.
- Why are they acting like that? - Yes.
Keep doing that, keep doing that. Make love to the camera.
we'll put all the pledges we get into a bowl, and we'll draw 30 names out.
Where are the Zetas?
Shelley! It's like an amphitheater in here!
Are you a good witch Or a bad witch
Man...somebody needs a mani-pedi-massage combo pronto!
men like their women with a little bit of mystery.
And everybody got to go live with a family.
Goofy dude?
Henry, Henry, look away. Look away, okay?
I would like to try this again.
All right, here we go. It's Shelley time. Come on, Shelley, it's so hot.
And I want to let you know that I got your message,
Get over there. Get on that horse!
That's okay, really. I think...
Yeah, I do, too, because Zeta would be my new favorite hizzety-hang.
You're a virgin!
Yeah, but more important than the food,
. .
Hi, Hef, it's Shelley.
Becky
My teeth couldn't stop it.
Yeah, right.
I added my own little Marvin twist to them.
Do sexy.
Here, let me help, Shelley. Hey, Pooter. Shelley's calling you now.
- Jordan's just so hot. - I know.
Natalie. Look, I feel the same way you do.
What?
Oh a Maker's gal... CLASSY
So this is how we're gonna get pledges?
I'm so sorry I couldn't tell you this in person.
And he distracted me. Just for a minute.
Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny years.
Kristen Withers.
It's time for this virgin to get sacrificed in the boiling Jell-O lava!
#NYMC2022
complaining that we're bending the rules for you.
Piccata.
I gotta try this freaking coat
Where you suddenly feel pretty
Where is he?
He's this guy I just met. He's really sweet.
Excuse me, you know where the crapper is?
Yeah, seriously, I've tried to hook up with all of them.
Oh, yeah. Cinderella.
Okay, Henry, very glad you finally learned how to use the suggestion box.
Yeah. It just explodes your taste buds, so the drink just envelops your mouth.
I can totally hose you some right there. Go ahead, lean back.
I might puke, but let’s do it!
Thanks.
And I was at the top of the list not signing up.
Why don't I just keep him here for a little while, until he calms down?
That's me in the basket. I guess somebody didn't want me.
Awesome.
Always remember, boys want what other boys want.
Oh, Mona, that guy is totally checking you out.
I definitely won't listen to what Simon says.
Yay! This is gonna be so much fun!
Do you want a car wash?
.
Come on, now.
Wow. Great, thank you very much.
I've been in Phi lota Mu hell!
You violated Code 753. That's unlawful spitting.
This is awful.
I'm sorry.
We ain't messin' with you fools
Shelley, say something.
You're like the hundredth person who's told me that.
Meeting adjourned.
This seems really unfair. And I'm not gonna attack you.
No, no. In order to keep our house, though, we do have to be popular. Yes.
How about something spooky? No, funny.
"I'm Sorry About All The Gravity."
And even though I was itching like crazy,
You guys, come here and look at this.
I've never seen anybody get sacrificed before.
Excuse me.
ALL DEMOCRATS: NV, PA, GA
- Sacrifice! Sacrifice! - Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
I don't think I'm your Miss November.
I'm Ashley. Come on in. Nice to meet you guys.
We're about to lose our charter, so if we don't have a house,
Definitely! What?
We could tie our shoes together, our tennis shoes,
And I'm in love!
Yes.
Everyone gets haircuts.
Usually I don't find out until much later.
Battlestar Galactica. Okay.
Yeah, it is.