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And cut! Great! We got it! Wrap up, people! That was fantastic!
A commercial!
so that tomorrow you can waltz in all by yourself
"Because I Learned Something Today."
And if it gives me cancer when I'm 80, I don't care
Cartman, you go ahead and do the commercial tomorrow.
Yes
You guys, I think we should bail out of this right now.
Apparently, several people here still believe there's no proof
to change everyone's minds,
that it wasn't the tobacco companies that made us want to smoke.
We work and we make cigarettes
Okay, Eric, this is gonna be real simple.
Your vacation house in Mexico, then. Whatever it is!
Who will it be? Gentlemen, the game is on.
Smoking's got to go
No, it isn't, you fat turd!
You just hate...
Well, let's see you try to open this door now!
The first successful commercial crop of tobacco
I'm warning you! Don't mess with anti-smoking groups!
Smoking's got to go
Don't smoke Don't ever smoke
and there'll be a big showdown until we talk about what we learned
and it ain't gonna work on me.
You guys, maybe we should come clean right now and tell everyone
and now they want to sacrifice me to make it look real!
Yeah! This is really their fault!
Help you, fat ass! We weren't in the commercial, remember?
For $2 billion, I'd handle my grandpa's balls, sir.
Oh, my God!
The tobacco companies, with their millions of dollars
Because they know that if they give us that kid,
corrupted by those bastards!
Butt out! Yeah, yeah!
to put the Surgeon General's warning on their packages.
Look, you are putting my life and these boys' lives in danger
Don't they know how dangerous it is to their health?