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Get out of here before you get caught.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
Maybe we ought to do something nice for him.
You all think robots are just machines...
Bler-r-r-rn!
Don't drop that there.
What the?
The human was impervious...
Sorry, can't help you.
Got to have it! Right here!
Lug nuts! Precious lug nuts!
but after living on earth...
Hand-carved from meteorites by the robot founders...
or did we make that up?
We'll just let ourselves out.
Wha-what?
Death to humans!
Who are you?
You are?
Get away, you filthy bird.
- Oh, I'll have some. - Oh, yeah. Popcorn.
Even for a second.
I can sort of dance like a robot. Will that help?
Jiggle the cord.
I'm sorry, uh, my friend and I...
I got me a souvenir.
Hey, hey, hey!
I'll try to keep that in mind.
to distract the public from their real problems.
Damn right!
to bring you a terrifying announcement.
Sure, why not.
Fine. Just give me something crawling with parasites.
It's him. He's okay.
Listen, just go behind those garbage cans.
Oh, right.
Admit it.