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They bought me this jersey. I said no
Okay. Ew
but I saw a ghost
"Wait," she thought
Bert, this is a paper company
Oh
You feeling fulfilled in your life?
So maybe now would be a great time for me to pop back on the computer
Get out of here, little kid party. Nobody loves you.
And that fevered night she rushed to the nursery
I figured you had to top it I don't know what to tell you, Jim
You were going to talk at the end of
Andy put me in charge of the Halloween party, so.
It's the game of cards that gets you hard.
That stuff's for babies
Unless it's your mom
Cold air from Greenland All signs point to the perfect storm.
When someone asks how I am during the last week of classes.
When I was 22, I worked there and everybody said the place was haunted.
A little witch's brew?
I should go
I'm never uncomfortable