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- Of course. - And what would you say
I like to call Denise "Jo" because she reminds me
Because he's got awesome insurance.
Okay, just swallow your pain and fix this.
and she has spies everywhere. So I have to disagree with you.
And I've waited all night long Now I know what I wanna do
Will you shut up if I give you a key that opens everything?
Did you deliver vaginally?
Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results,
I'd know that obviously you were joking because you are way out of his league.
I totally was gonna do it, man,
The more things change the more they stay the same, huh?
Well, she certainly doesn't think that I'm all about me.
It's the same thing, year after year. I'm just tired.
Oh, no! Help Me! The! Big Cuckoo Bird! Wants To Eat Me We're Going Down!
Quick, do something equals do!
who gets in her face over every little injustice.
In fact, I think I'm ordering one. And since you cried about it,
where he'll be holding a red balloon.
Okay, well, do that more later, when we're together.
Die! Die! Die! Sorry, spider.
Elliot, you know how we're so close we can say anything to each other, right?
to apologize for the way things ended between us.
Well, go.
Nobody die!
Plus, I know jerks. Hell, I married a jerk. I divorced a jerk...
- I don't know... - Come on, I've been here forever.