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That's... That's too high. I'll take that.
All right, everybody, they're leaving. Jan and Astrid are leaving.
and I wish that I... But would it help if you held Astrid for just a little bit?
Sweetheart.
What The
It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me,
Michael, you don't have any idea what I've been through.
Jan. JAN: Hi, Jim.
Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor,
Yes.
It does not matter to me at all whether this baby is biologically mine.
Your hand's in it. What? Sorry.
I Do not like pregnant women in my workspace
No, Stacy is a boy.
Wait, why does that make me a pervert? I...
I'm going to love it. It's like when the dog nurses the tiger cub.
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What's going on? Excuse me.
What do we have here? This is my baby.
PHYLLIS: That can't be right. Michael wrote down "Astird."
Wait, who’s Doug preis?
MICHAEL: Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?
It'll get better.
Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.