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Charlie drank it. He needed to calm down. You serious?
That-that was an empty can.
in front of you here today.
Whoa!
Hmm? Mmm.
I'm the daiquiri man,
Nobody's gonna call you a bird.
I'm not a goddamn Somali pirate, okay?
The thunder's really... It's throwing this whole thing off.
I'm literally getting shit on!
A bird shit inside of my mouth!
Charlie. Wait, wait. Ah, get your hands off...
How is this a party? The pipes are the party.
Let me out of here!
First of all, I'd like to say I-I personally
I think it's kind of cool, you know?
All right, I'll leave him alone.
I did what I did. You don't like it,
That beer? That beer is long gone.
to pay for the original sin of being born.
Oh, no.
Should I have stuck with the Vietnamese?
Yeah, it was, like... Do you have
In your face! I beat your asses.
There you go. I wasn't gonna steal it.
You think that's...? Can you just... can you just drop it?
Is that a hard, fast rule or is there some wiggle room?
We will have to have a half cap of mouthwash everyday, just to stave off the shakes.
That's impending doom right there.
No, I think I get it. We're out in the middle of the ocean.
I think you found the right one. Yeah.
So, what? Wait, wait. We're just gonna drink straight boat fuel?
There's no meaning to any of it.
Oh, I didn't find them. They found me. Ah.
I should have taken on a missionary position with them.
Man, and the beer calms my nerves, too, you know
- A virgin daiquiri for the virgin? - Guys, guys, guys, guys,