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This guy and I used to wipe the courtroom floor with prosecutors.
I'll be right back.
Even I'm freaking out right now. You chloroformed the janitor?
He said he sent an e-mail that got a rival co-worker fired
He doesn't recognize me because my hair's longer, my skin's clearer
True, but we'd need a good doctor.
He keeps passing me over for partner.
To apologize to you for casting aspersions on your friend.
and donated his kidney to a temp.
They'll be here.
Slow news day.
First, why are you here? Second, I don't care. Leave.
Shirley, if I killed a man, as a Christian,
I used to run full-speed through the boundless wilderness
Did you know that go-gurt is just yogurt?
Whoa, do my eyes deceive me? Troy Barnes tagging in for the save.
Well, his wife died.
Did you know that if I sleep with Philip once a month,
Why would anyone do that? Hey, you guys made it.
You get taken to dinner.
Oh, maybe I can return it right now.
Now you have some idea.
It was Thompson.
I rolled my ankle during that, you know that?
- Hey, everybody, Jeff Winger's here. - Hey.
Why bring it up if you're not allowed? Because...
My booty hurts
Jeff, you need to be respectful of our time.
Everybody have fun tonight.
Why do you think he quit right after you left?
There. That ought to keep you going till Christmas.