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Wendi was on her way to Harvard Med School
What about the truth that Molly wants nothing to do with you?
But this is about Molly.
Somebody!
You don't push the eject button
It's so sweet of you.
Okay.
Mol, I got it.
Damona?
Yeah, you see me eating garbage,
That was all you.
and allows me to bring home sweets for my sweetie.
Oh!
Of course I'd prefer someone in college.
and, um...
Oh, my God. Really?
What are you doing here?
Uh, the Bahamas? Chipotle?
Borat as a surgeon... Nurse, my knife.
The job? What job?
I thought it might have been just me.
He was bit by a snapping turtle.
So what?
Come on, you can't tell me you're happy about this!
Look, my biggest fear in life is seeing
It didn't make sense when your mom said it either.
Yeah. The gamble paid off.
Word on the street is we have to start listening to you again.
Aw.
Well, maybe you were raised wrong.
I get how it sounds.
Oh, Pat, I've been here for hours, no badge,
I didn't know he dropped out of college.