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What was that, huh? What the-what was that?
I can't be shacked up with that woman!
Man, what is this havin'- a-picnic shit in my car?
(DISPATCHER) Air three, Roger. Suspect or suspects unknown.
You don't like your job? Quit.
Oh, don't make this hard, Jo!
- (MARCUS) Damn it! - Oh, shit!
I'd actually take that as a compliment if I didn't know you so well.
Hey. Ooh, I can't believe she went there on you.
From now on that’s how you set ECs!
The Girl is Not a Hooker, As Far As I Know
Burnett! Come here. Come here!
Doesn't that piss you off? (RUIZ) That pisses the fuck out of me.
Get it done, goddamn it.
I don't know nothin' about it. I'm sick of this bullshit!
Whoa. I think we need to address the serious
Oh, that's... sweet.
I don't have one. What do you mean you don't have one?
Remember this room?
- (MAX) Uh, yeah, Eddie does. - I should have
(SIGHS)
U1RAT
Duckin' and weavin' up and down.
(SCREAMING)
But until then-until then, you are Mike Lowrey.
- That was quick. You one of those guys? In and out. - It's not like that. The girl-
(EXASPERATED SIGH)
- Whew. - (SNIFFING) You fart?
You got eight fuckin' badges. I told you this cop thing don't work.
Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.
You left her by herself? Our only fuckin' witness?
You got a headache. Let me tell you what I did last night.
It's not like that. Sure, sure.
no, no, no, no. I saw it on the news.
Here we go.
Jojo, we're not playin', man. Huh?
F.B.I., d.E.A., they got nothin' on him.
(MARCUS) There goes our only lead to the dope.
Here you go. (JOINTS CRACKING) Ahh!
That's it. You deal with her.
I'll call you whatever you want me to, you blue-eyed bitch!
The news
And some skittles.
It really doesn't matter anymore.
- He's probably so messed up he can't even
I'll tell you what I know. I don't know everything.
- Shit. - What the fuck?
- (TIRES SQUEALING) - 9-1-1!
Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. And I'm gonna get his ass.
road in Miami and you runnin' out of it!
Son of a bitch!
You would do that for us, jojo?
(GROWLING, YAPPING)
♪ Bad boys runnin' slow ♪ ♪ gotta go, gotta go ♪
Chet-I got a magazine and everything.
Fine, lady. Where would you feel safe?
aside from that fact, I'll tell you something else.
Okay. You-you're somethin'
Huh? Um-
Fouchet, we're still friends.
Tryin' to keep my shit quick.
I was gettin' 'em all in before you showed up.
- You're helpin'. Can you do it from here? - Yeah, I can do it from here.
I wanna lick 'em. (PHONE RINGING)
Is Chet ringin' the-oh! Baby-
Okay, Max, we've been here about five minutes too long.
This has been a shitty week.
(LAUGHING)
Don't worry. I'll keep everybody calm until my backup arrives.
This shit’s gonna blow!
- (SHOUTING) - (GUNFIRE)
From Now On That’s How You Post!
Motherfucker!
It’s a setup!
I'll do anything you want.
I mean, maybe it was all the guns and stuff.
Oh, you know, I wanted to. Captain Howard said, you know, I'm irresponsible.
Find out who she worked for and find out where she lives.
Fuckin' shoes suck. Get her!
Oh, this is good. Noah's chasin' us!
- Are you available this afternoon? It'll be $2,000- - I've got plans with Julie.
this would move a little quicker than this.
Mi-Mike Lowrey place. You right. Whew.
♪ here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
- (GUNSHOTS) - (JULIE SHRIEKS)
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am.
So I, uh, guess we're a little early.
They should just bone and get that shit over with.
- Yeah. I know. - Yeah?
(TIRES SCREECHING) The truck! Come on! Let's take the truck!
You ain't got no more bats, golf clubs or
Oh, that's right. You ain't gettin' none at home. You got extra energy.
Just do what you do, only faster.
Getting it outta the way.
TY
(BEEPER BEEPING) Can you take care of this, please?
What's up, Jo?
- Shampoo? - Hello!
We gotta do that in person. Shit!
I'm gettin' tired of this witness, man.
- (SIDEKICK) Use a smaller gun. - You got blood
that’s Rob Swanson over there…
why I always got to get the big this motherfuckers
Yeah. Lowrey's desk.
That be having a slant!
Go upstairs and take this. Take it!
- (BEEPING) - (JULIE) No.
Well, you must be very good.
I'm gonna tell you like this. You splatter his ass, he's no good to us!
What am I smellin'? Just drive!
- 'Cause it's like a shrine. - Just a reminder. - Oh.
I'm not rigid. I'm (MUMBLING) comfortable.
baby, it's my job. It's what it requires.
You left a strange hooker alone in my apartment?
14854
Freeze, mother bitches!
- So we got four days. - Captain, what kind of plan is that, man?
- No easy approach. - (MARCUS) No time. Fuck the backup.
And then pfft! Out comes this sheet.
Man, it was just-it was fuckin'- I don't know.
♪ Boom, boom, boom said the welcome ♪ ♪ to the city boom, boom, boom ♪
(LAUGHING) I was playin'. Hello?
Just get the dope back and do it quietly.
Damn the jokes Damn em
- I'll arrest the principal. - (GIRL) Mom! Mom! - (MOTHER) What?
Okay, whoa, whoa. Calm down, calm down. Talk to me now.