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We got somethin' for you. Shit could get you killed.
(DOG BARKING)
(KIDS SHOUTING) (WOMAN) Hi, baby boy. Ooh, hi.
You ain't interested in the fry. You all up in that.
Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. This is a limited edition.
Look, lady, I'm not playin', okay? You really pissin' me off.
I guess we the balls, just draggin' the fuck along.
Bland’s moving into the new neighborhood like
- (GRUNTING) - (GROANING)
Always makin' it hard on yourself, jojo.
Excuse me.
(MIKE) Hey, what's up? Hey.
Don't be alarmed... We're Negros
Oh! I forgot!
Shit! I know they got a look at my license plate. Were those the guys who shot Max?
Okay, I'll wait. Nah, don't wait up. I'll be all right.
(CLICK) Damn it!
I love you too, man.
and I forgot all the pictures was here.
Yes, you are.
♪ So there it is ♪ ♪ as I go about my biz ♪
Yeah? So? So, you know, from time to time,
Whoo, did I!
Get in, Mike! Come on!
So we can bust this fool Noah.
Okay, Frank, here's the deal.
Damn. What are you weighin', 350?
Former cop, okay? We got rid of him a long time ago.
Officer down. Respond code three.
Fuckin' egghead motherfucker. He got four eyes and glasses.
Telephone, Mike! He's coming. He's coming right now.
What the fuck "get me"?
Do what? That's flesh...
you sure seem a little rigid about having a girl in your bed.
(DISPATCHER) 21-2, backup. Reach road.
(BARKS) Right, right.
I'm a-(GAGGING) I'm gonna-
(GROANS)
Why I gotta come up with all the ideas?
Come on, baby.
♪ Oh, Mike. ♪
He's followin' up this Lois fields lead.
I'm sorry, but damn that.
you sound like a nagging wife. I'm nagging. I'm nagging.
Hey, we got anything, Francine?
It get stuck.
It's funny that you ask me, because you know, I was gonna be a cop.
There ain't no Romeo here, asshole. What are you laughin' at?
(LAUGHING)
You guys are bad news. So what does that mean?
In case I'm wrong, check them out.
You ain't even trying to compare body counts.
Can you stop so I can talk to you, please?
So I'm gonna hook into the computer. We can do this.
Oh, that's just great.
Check it, Lowrey. We got two days left. Let's try to do this right.
(TOYS CLATTERING)
There it is. Voila.
You know somethin'. You don't know nothin'?
He gets kinda nervous in new surroundings and-
and I been your boy all my life.
- Shit. - Go! Go! Get her! - Goddamn it!
♪ If you wanna bring it ♪ ♪ bring it on no pain, no gain ♪
You got an engine floor up here. My shit ain't goin' down up in there.
Hold on. This is some funny shit.
- Fuck me, please! Hold on! - I'm gonna blow you! No, you hold on!
Little red tags on 'em? 'Bout so high?
I mean like... funny.
I guess they want us to come in, take a peek.
Move your wide ass!
can you, um, um, um,
She done fuckin' zoomed! She done zoomed! This is the witness!
♪ It was told, nip a foe by ♪ ♪ the brothers you can't Fay ♪
Blue convertible, two visible occupants. Check it out, all right?
told you sooner about Eddie's private party.
Me: how was your day?
So sad.
This ain't no goddamn Denny's, eatin' in my car.
(YELLING)
Then there was this witness.
I don't see any girl. There's no girl.
hello? The guy's got a Cannon!
(GAGGING)
You couldn't kill me, you chickenshit, could you?
see, something is wrong with you
Seem like that gunshot wound has improved your drivin' skills.
- Lady, don't push me! - Hey, I'm Yvette!
Want some? No, thanks. I don't eat flesh.
Oh! I forgot! The bad guys probably know where you live.
Pisses me off! Lady. Lady!
Well, thanks a lot, jojo. Why don't you go grab that? Cool.
What's that?
♪ Now bet, bet you can't ♪ ♪ catch me, though ♪
(ARM BANGS AGAINST TABLE)
If I get killed, I'm fuckin' you up!
Said if we don't back off, he's gonna kill Julie. All right-
No. Turn the page, girl. I done already seen it.
You get the license plate? Yeah, I got the fuckin' plates.
- (SCREAMING) - Get out!
I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE LIKE ERIC. POW!
wait a minute, wait a minute. What, are you gonna leave me here alone?
Guys, ho! Ho! Hey!
Yes, I'm here to kill my husband. Marcus Burnett?
And can you please drive this thing? Please drive!
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
Why don't y'all have your cousins bring the shit back and we can all get some sleep.
I told you already, I'm in the rubber business now, man.
(MIKE) Whoops. Damn, man. Watch where you swingin' a dead leg.
Besides, you know, this is illegal.
I got a better idea. I'm getting off in two
♪ Police nah ♪ ♪ give ya no break ♪
Twisted motherfucker just shot one of his employees.
Did you have a date last night?
Come. Sit. Okay.
What's up?
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
I had to sleep on my couch. I wake-up this
Shut down, soon. Who's gonna reassign me? You?
I like a woman who takes pride in her appearance.
Just let me know if you get anything, all right?
Are you listenin' to me, baby? I said Mi-I read a book...
Tell him somethin, JOEEE.
She massages shit
I was looking for my two keys of dope, and now I know where they are.
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
(FLETCHER) It's not that easy, okay? If it was, you'd be doin' it.
This-I could see how it would look a trip.
Who's the chick? How's your wife?
What is goin' on out here?
Now is real good, jojo. Yeah. This is on me too.
You were a cop for so long. You should know hookers talk.
♪ (WHISTLING) ♪ ♪ Where's Lowrey? ♪
Relax, man. We got it before; We'll get it again.
Fine. Fine.
You turned South beach into a war zone. I finally got the authority to shut you down.
There's a lot of heroin involved; There's gonna be a lot of cash involved.
- So you back up off me. - Man, you don't sit your lanky ass down, bottom line?
Blow me? What the fuck? No. Hump me. That's all right.
I didn't mean to offend you. It's like okay to be a homosexual, Mike.
You better win! You better win!
Lol
- What the fuck is wrong with you? - Fletcher, have a seat.
(PANTING)
- That's what you're gonna be! - Whoa, whoa,