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I will knock you the fuck out!
I'm Eddie. To the Al Capone suite.
Let's go. I got this.
This is Mike Lowrey's floor
- Would you do it? - (MARCUS) Mike, step off!
Who picked this dumb-ass road? All the goddamn
I'm married. That's what married means.
You have sexy ears, you know that?
- Duck! Duck! - Julie, get down! Get down!
I runnin' out. I got a shirt open. You see Mike. He half-butt-naked.
Mr. Lowrey told me you got a baby factory goin' on at your house. Is that true?
As far as I know…
♪ I figure they just the bad boys ♪ ♪ playin' in the diggy dum-dum ♪
Listen, Max, we gotta talk. Is there someplace we can go?
He didn't tell you I was comin' in the airport early?
Don’t be alarmed We’re health equity activists navigating Whiteness
♪ And tell 'em ♪ ♪ if they see me ♪
So... what's next?
What is he talking about?
And there's some of our high-grade heroin over there.
(SCREAMING)
(GUNSHOTS)
So where's the girl now? (DRIBBLING BALL)
Somebody put this in for toxic drug fumes.
♪ I don't want it ♪ ♪ I don't need it ♪
Come on that shit Be having a slant
♪ And it's a shame how ♪ ♪ the game must be played ♪
Thanks But fuck
♪ so bongo-longo get your gas ♪ ♪ don't forget your crow ♪
And gimme a pack of tropical fruit bubblicious.
This guy Noah's parole jacket says he works in there.
- Because you, your new little girlfriend... - Ooh, shit!
Listen to me. Your only function in life right now is to find that person.
nah, that's not it.
(YVETTE CONTINUES ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Uh, well-(LAUGHS)
Mike Today Bahahahaha
Hey, man, the transaction is done, all right?
I come with the thunder.
I think these guys are about to make a move.
orgy up in here, and ain't nobody humpin'.
Please.
- His place. - What?
I'm not goin' down for you killin' jojo, the tire man!
I am from the middle east! I kill before. I kill again!
Enough with the smooth shit. It's not gonna work anymore.
You better not say anything or I swear...
Take care, Chief. I'm a deputy.
who got a problem with Mike Lowrey.
(MEN SHOUTING)
(REPORTER) Apparently the officers didn't like the presence of our cameras.
- Now what's up? - He's a former ganja smokin' motherfucker.
♪ Now to win first place ♪ ♪ be in good shape ♪
No, come on, Mike. Put it back in. I cannot believe you took it out.
(SECOND MAN) Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's him! I'm goin'!
right now? That means this shit is serious.
How 'bout there goes our only lead to Max's killer?
Please shut the door.
They're fine. They're okay.
No, I got her. What do you know about shootin'?
and I'll only talk to Mike Lowrey.
- Let's go! Get in! - (JULIE) Get in the car!
♪ You're too rude ♪
(RADIO) Fire.
Now that's how you supposed to play!!
Max just dropped by. I gotta go. Bye.
♪ Bad boys that's ♪ ♪ all she wrote ♪
every junkie in America will be high off our bust.
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
why don't you do it after we get the information we need?
I care about Max also.
(JULIE) Stop it!
- Well, I'm not a comedian, but... I don't mean like that kind of funny.
I recognize you from every one of the photographs.
'Cause you're startin' to get on my goddamn nerves!
(CHUCKLES) Mike, you sound like you're saving yourself for marriage.
Man, if you don't sit your lanky ass down, bottom line?
Go do what you gotta do.
(SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
No, but don't call my place no zoo. Listen, listen. Francine, please.
It is a vegetable. Lot of salt in pickle?
Please, man, married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
We're really in a hurry.
You're my partner. Shut up. Shut up, man.
I bet his wife's enjoying the smoothness right this minute.
He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife.
(BEEPING)
I had to stash her somewhere-her and her dogs, Luke and dukie.
I'm not tryin' to lose my job on this one.
lack of respect for other people's property!
I'll call you whatever you want me to, you blue-eyed bitch!
Slow-ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch, huh?
no, now, uh-you-you-you don't want that.
stalkin' me, I'm gonna arrest your ass.
Who done tore off and whupped your ass now?
Can we help you?
I'm goin' home to my wife to get my quality time.
We're supposed to get the girl. Forget them.
(CHUCKLES) He's a joke.
All right, this guy is paintin' me into a corner.
that... looks like a stain on your rug. Damn.
(GEARSHIFT GRINDING)
- (CLEARS THROAT) - And look at this cute little dog on the couch.
That shootin' 'em from 30 yards while they runnin' away,
The handle just opened for you? Right after I tripped.
Run!
♪ But you have a good chance if ♪ ♪ you take off the tight blue pants ♪
That shit gets in your clothes and it stinks!
Hey, man. Why you got to call my place a zoo?
Stalkin' me. (LAUGHING)
You guys sure you wanna do this? Let's go!
I have a family to look after. My wife will kill my ass!
Next time, learn how to work the safety with your punk ass!
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
What you talkin' about? (LAUGHING)
And you decide to take it over the top
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do nah. ♪
I'll be back.
Look, lady.
- Oh, shit! - Goddamn!
(DOORBELL RINGS) Get up outta here.