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(MARCUS) Julie, you don't take that long to get shampoo. Let's go.
Why it got to be all that? I’ll drive straight off this fucking cliff you keep fuckin’ with me.
Let's go.
An out-of-work photographer who doesn't know how to cook.
Look, man, I ain't got no trust fund.
Now that’s how you top a cheesecake!
- Watch your fuckin' mouth. - If you'd lose some weight, you would've caught 'em!
As of today, you're all reassigned.
Huh! Huh!
You wanted Mike Lowrey? You got him.
What's this? You want me to call around looking for the newly rich?
(MIKE) Girlfriend?
ain't nothin' goin' on between me and Theresa.
You got to trust me.
I cannot believe you complainin'.
"Okay, Let Me Take A Stab At This One."
I'm all right. Why don't we catch up later?
You gonna get that fry.
- There he is! Yo, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - I'm on him.
They fire a goddamn bullet over here, it'd hurt, won't it?
♪ But first you gotta slow me ♪ ♪ down 'cause here they come ♪
There were these, uh, silver packets? They looked like bricks?
Not a big up side for you there. Oh, come on.
Y'all want somethin'?
Me and my partner, we're gonna go to club hell...
That attract a lot of motherfuckin' attention.
♪ Juke-joint jezebel's coming ♪ ♪ for my cremation ♪
It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.
Oh! I forgot!
Hold on, please. Talk to her.
Ring it, okay? I ain't in the mood. Hey. Yeah, yeah.
You got it? Frank? Frank. Oh, geez.
That shit be havin' a slant
Um, he's down there. He's lookin' for you. He's been in better moods.
- Shut your mouths. - All right, but wait a second.
They bit, Jack. Let's skank these fools.
Um, what time are we, uh, doing this thing tonight?
Oh, I'm cool.
(GROANING)
I've never really shot a gun before, and that's sort of all that,
- All right. It can't hurt for her to take a peek. - Oh, it can't hurt to look?
Everything's gonna be all right. Trust me. Hey-
Yvette is a masseuse. Huh?
Yeah, he got a quality that women respond to. Sure.
Bookie.
But let me tell you something.
You don't respect other people's shit, that's your problem.
- No problem. Okay. - Important witness. Thank you.
He ain't worth it! Do you want some?
don't you feel a little... funny?
♪ I got my own thing ♪ ♪ 'cause I let my boot swing ♪
From now on, that’s how you give a speech!!
(MUSIC)
We not arguin' about this.
Go, go, go. All right, all right. I'll do it. Yeah.
She jumped. Fuck.
(MUSIC)
- Of who? - I thought that-you know, I thought maybe you were gay.
- I'm gonna reach for my badge. - Badges? - You want badges, mother bitch?
Half-naked women popping by tonight that I should know about?
Marcus, what are you doing?
Hi. Can I help you?
Don't ever say I wasn't there for you. (PANTING)
Who I think you may be a little bit in love with.
"I got this, partner. I got this."
Northeast. Keep goin' northeast.
Look, they got the girl. We need to get them now.
(PANTING)
And 20 in cash.
Ain't this a bitch?
Look, man. We'll get the witness, and we damn sure gonna get the fools who did this.
Keep goin'!
(ENGINE STARTING)
I think I've heard this before.
Seemed to escape injury. I thought you said daddy was in Cleveland.
Gettin' it outta the way.
I don’t care, I don’t care!
No, see, it's not that kinda day, okay?
Look, cap'n. This whole situation is gettin' out of control.
Marcus! You're gone! I'm outta here!
It's a undercover car, okay? Undercover.
♪ Show that you're legal ♪ ♪ in so many ways ♪
Fine. Split up, check around. Meet you at the bar in ten minutes.
You still a chemist, right? Cuttin' drugs and shit like that?
See, I'm always decoratin', so sometimes I just don't know where shit is.
Gimme a name. Gimme a goddamn name!
♪ (CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) ♪
- You got shot in your leg. Your dick probably don't work. - (JULIE) Marcus!
down here slaving for Jesse
Look how he crawls around on the leather.
(MIKE) Well, yeah, that never stopped you before.
There we go. There we go.
(LAUGHING)
It's just unexpected, that's all.
You don't have the authority to reassign me.
From all this scattered ass around here.
So explain it to me, Elliot.
That's Luke.
You're not any Yvette I know. Get your hands off me!
Nice to meet you, Max.
Whoo! I'd be pissed!
Go.
I knew Max, okay?
(DOG BARKING) (GASPING)
(GUNSHOT BLAST) (SHOUTING)
- Don't you move! - I'm not understandin'. I really don't.
Are there any new guys partying a lot, spending a lot of money?
He's in there! (MIKE) Here! Go!
I got the address in the-in the office.
Boy, your daddy has that same problem. I got the ears.
You know what, man? I'm so sick of this bullshit.
I hadn't really thought about it much.
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ nobody nah give ♪ ♪ ya no break ♪
That's who Max used to work for. I'm gonna check it out. I'll come with you.
I brought you my family.
- Uh-huh. - You-you-you see me.
(SCREAMING)
- (MARCUS) Run fast! Move! - (GUNSHOTS CONTINUES)
There's entirely too much heroin and too much ether for nobody to know nothin'.
So bring her. She's cute; She's sexy. Go on.
(MAN) Go on. Make 'em want it.
- Fouchet, it's a setup! - I hijo de puta!