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gun right up to his head. They're gonna shoot each other. This is unbelievable.
(PATRONS SCREAMING)
So sad. You on your own, jojo.
Oops. No more handcuffs.
No, baby, your daddy just wishes he was in Cleveland.
It's the same thing with him. You go to his place, ain't nothin' but pictures of me.
Get her!
It's 'cause I'm glad we survived. (CHUCKLES) Shit!
We were wondering if we can borrow some Kerosene and Sugar?
Fuckin'- Marcus, are you talkin' to me?
Everybody wants to be like Matt
This guy's an Einstein, motherfuckin' genius, college boy.
You're not what I expected.
Sanchez, ruiz, you back them up with whatever they need. (COMPLAINING)
So you left dogs in my house? So there's dogs and a hooker in my house.
You're tired? (MAN) These guard dogs ain't cuttin' it no more.
You know what? I don't eat baloney no more. How 'bout a pickle?
- (SCREAMING, GRUNTING) - (GUNFIRE)
I thought maybe they were, you know, pictures of your lover.
♪ Dumb, dumb hey, what ♪ ♪ do you want with my life ♪
FROM NOW ON ThAT'S HOW YOU DOCUMENT!
Marcus, I thought you said you loved me. Show me love!
Oh. Ah. Whew.
(DISPATCHER CONTINUES) All units in the vicinity, respond and identify.
- Marcus, Marcus, Marcus. Shh! - Let me tell you about this witness-
Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Here we go.
Don't you?
I'm getting the hang of this whole marksman shit,
♪ I can only bring it to you ♪ ♪ like this in so many ways ♪
(ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SQUEALING)
Do you douche?
- Julie! - All right.
Punched me in the head with some brass knuckles.
Let's do what we came to do and get the fuck outta here. Simple.
You want to do protective custody? We'll do in-home protective custody.
She massages shit. She told me.
What are you guys doin'? You pissed him off.
And if I were ever in trouble, he's the only person I would call.
I was gonna throw that out. I just want a new look.
we'd get together, a little bump and grind.
- I Mira, El carro! - Okay, okay!
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
The dope? The do-
That'll take a minute. Hold on.
I just-I just-I just- (THERESA) Mike?
Okay. The Lowrey brothers.
(POLICE TECHNICIAN) Eastbound towards northwest 135th street.
Gee, Julie. What have you been up to the last couple days?
You know, you drive almost slow enough to drive miss Daisy.
(POLICE DISPATCHER) Getting full integration on that signal.
(LAUGHING) Here's the file.
That’s how you drive!!
Got some jewelry for you. Ah!
I wouldn't be buyin' shit from Denny's. I don't like the way we been treated.
I'm with ya.
yo, fellas, what's up?
♪ Young Mac daddy do his thing ♪ ♪ 'cause I pack right ♪
Hold the fuck on! All right, you want some bad enough? Come get some!
LH44 - That's How You Drive
Francine, can I please have the parole jacket on Noah trafficante?
Get outta here, all right? If you don't stop
WRGB! 67 years old!
(MUSIC)
You tellin' me the truth, right? Would I lie to you?
I was gonna invite you guys.
(GUNSHOTS)
Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him down!
Yeah, the dents come from all that. That's how I gets down, okay?
I love you, Marcus.
♪ And call all your boys ♪ ♪ on the c.B., uh ♪
Nobody does my baby! Ahh! Marcus-
hours. I could go upstairs and watch the door.
(MARCUS) By the time we deal with that bullshit,
- (MIKE) Freeze! - (GUNSHOT)
He'll kill the girl anyway. We're not gonna let her die.
Here's where it is, right here. Point-blank, up close and personal.
Labroc grinding badges
(MARCUS) Fouchet. Bet when your punk ass woke up this mornin',
Would you-ouch!
Well. Should I add this to your body count?
Especially since they think you some rich kid playin' cop.
It's one guy, really. It's only one guy.
Can we have the keys? Mike wanted me to go to this gunfight.
I need a SWAT team, helicopters-
so fuck you and fuck them and fuck everybody
That was like a living, breathing creature.
You the one who picked a slow-ass ice-cream truck!
What do you come up with? You got this shit.
Because this had to have been an inside job, and I'm gonna find out about it.
Yo, man. We ain't the cosbys.
I just put a bullet in the chemist who fucked with my timetable.
That's like what you're eating now.
(SIGHS) Can I get a pillow?
I bet you it's up in the old hangar section.
You didn't think you would be finishing remediation searches at 2:00 am
believe me, we wanted to tell you.
He's workin' out of his house this week. That's the number.
Whoo!. I'm being (using censored bad word)!. Whoo!. I'm being (using censored bad word)!.
This is the best you can buy.
(BANK OPERATOR SPEAKING, INDISTINCT) Thank you.
Hey, do you want me to yell at you? 'Cause I can do that.
Yeah, baby. Look, baby, I know quality time was my idea.
And the girl? (EDDIE) Nobody.
- Hey... go! Go! - (MEN LAUGHING)
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
That shit be having a slant!
Sometimes he has a hard time expressing his real feelings.
(THERESA) Who's gonna pick the kids up from day care? Mike can't do it.
- The problem is that there's too much moisture
(DOOR SLAMS) And you don't even have your wedding ring on!
- what's wrong with you, man? - A little nauseou-
- Who done tore off and whupped your ass now? - This ain't the time!
- I'm fine, thank you. - Mike!
(MIKE) Hey, what you got over there, partner?
I’m David Lowry
Don't fuck with me. One main guy.
- You my boy, man! - No, no, you like my brother, man.
I heard what I said 'cause I was standin' there when I said it.
I told you to secure a witness.
Ready to fire. Go!
As far as I know
he builds shit
- What do you need? - There's a lot of people who'll talk to you...
I'm fine. I had a run-in with Jim brown over here, but I'm fine.
Don’t be alarmed we’re Nigro’s
I got married so I could stop lyin'.
So if you're not in it for the paycheck, what are you, some kind of action junkie?
See this? What's wrong with this picture, huh?
Come here, come here. Dukie, dukie, whatever.
There's nothing, absolutely nothing more important to Mike...
Shut up, Marcus. My wife know I ain't no bitch.
(ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)
No, no. No. No, it's two guys.
No, y-y-y-you not listenin'. It's not registerin', okay?
She's always callin'. Got to have it. Don't call here no more now.
It's cool. I just-(GAGGING)
I don't know what you're gonna tell 'em. Why can't he go? Why can't you go?
Major, major ill shit happened down at the p.D.
You said you'd get me out of jail. I wasn't lyin'.