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they're taking up valuable space and costing him money.
I'm giving you 20 quid to sit there in those spare seats.
WHAT STREET!?!?
I think I've got one here, actually. Sorry. Can you just hold that?
-Here. -Cheers, mate. Oi, oi, oi! Boing!
-It's him! It's him! It's Andy Millman. -All right?
Let's go and sit next to David Bowie. He's not getting any hassle.
-Can I take a picture? -Yeah.
Things aren't quite panning out as I'd hoped.
and it's due to people like that. All right?
It's quiet and they treat you well if they recognise you.
What's this? You didn't tell me anything about this.
Are you having a laugh? Is she having a laugh?
-It's a wasteland. -You're on your own. I'm not made of money.
-No? -No.
Come on. I've got more in common with David Bowie than this rabble.
Well, no, despite what they say, the viewing figures were really good, 6.2 million.
Didn't get round to it. Oh, no. "When The Whistle Blows.
-I'm in a sitcom. -It's called When The Whistle Blows.
Pay well?
Apparently Vernon Kay uses that.
Oh, God. Look, David Bowie.
If you want to chase ratings, that's great.
Did he ask you to come over and say that?
The fat man takes his own life
Yeah. Let me see them.
-You all right? -All right, mate? How's it going?
-Where? -Just round...
Pathetic little fat man
You've prepared the traditional Japanese cuisine, have you?
Where does he watch the show, through Dixons' window?
Hello, mate, all right? How's it going? Darren Lamb, agent. Nice to meet you.
-Oh, good. Cheers. -The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase.
What street!?
was an A&R man from Decca Records. You won't know Decca.
-Not going down too well, huh? -It's getting six million viewers...
I don't know why it's your concern is what I'm...
What I meant was we could buy them some drinks. That's an in, isn't it?
-Oh, no. What am I talking about? Sky called. -And?