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You quit your job, I quit my job. We both quit.
We got vikram
I'm... I'm sorry, Phyllis.
That would be humiliating.
The Ry-guy.
that if you really want to impress your boss,
Back to work, shoe bitch
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
Cool!
Co workers talking about your bathroom destruction
JIM: Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while.
How can we pay for an office?
and someday, she may just surprise us all and grab one.
How come, out of everyone in the office,
Just transfer the damn call.
(SNIFFLING)
You know what they say. Keep your friends close.
Next on the list, "song parodies."
Great.
You know, Michael, when I feel overwhelmed...
No, no, no, no, My Stumps.
I could work here.
You are murdering the Nard-Dog!
$60,000 a year.
VIKRAM: He's taking a long time.
That's what being a man is.
Maybe we should get back to work.
(PHONE RINGING)
I just want to hear yes
What this is, is a business that I have worked toward my entire life.
I just wanted to fill you in on a few details.
It's Michael. I'm swamped, Michael.
Thank you. So...
someone like him to perform in a position like that.
"Confidence...it's the food of the wise man And the liquor of the fool"
Except this time, you've no legal right to kick me out,
Or... That's it, that's our only option, because we quit.
We don't have any money.