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This show is about me!
Between one and three.
Action!
My life is ruined.
We're gonna get you your job back.
Oh, Calculon, I wish you had never escaped
that I am the greatest actor who ever trod the boards!
But for me, 'tis an opportunity to prove anew
Executive Alpha?
Old-fashioned? Hammy?
Don't tell me how to be humble!
Now it's a simple matter
"Worst play in history."
Always leave 'em wanting more.
Who is this amazing unknown actor?
I'm alive!
Heady times for a young unit.
Jesus-- Aloha from Hawaii.
I like him. His acting is much more subtle than Calculon's.
Oh,
But... have you forgotten my mastery of the dramatic...
Not entirely. I mean, "Worst play in history"--
Then I suppose the honorable thing
Verily...
No! Somebody stop him!
And so I am proud to tear up his star and replace it
until you showed up.
I appreciate your honesty.
Well, just do a dramatic pause.
I'll have to start at the bottom.
Now it's a stain that will never wash clean.
That always cheers you up.
- I'm done talking. - Okay, that's what I thought.
Calculon is a robot, a mere mechanism
It's humbling to be back on my old soundstage as a bit player.
If I win, we get Calculon.
Want to get married and whatever?
But it's very similar to that!
I'm... pregnant.
in the year 1997.