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Soon the government will even have to give us tax-exempt status
It appears this David Blaine is as dangerous as you and your young friend
What have they offered except for war, poverty and sadness?
Turn around.
for all Blainetologists and for our new members as well.
Ma'am, have you ever wondered what David Blaine's plan is for you?
To where?
Okay, now look, dude, I'm getting out of here
- Joseph Smith. - Krishna.
- Kyle! - Stan!
Everyone! Everyone gather around. I have great news
I don't feel nothing.
No, they've just convinced you that he's a brilliant man.
Cartman, Cartman, wake up.
His magic is interesting, but will it put food on your table?
More than friends, young boy, we are Super Best Friends
that you perform miracles, too. If you could go in front of these people
Wow!
Cartman? What the hell?
Here, I have a video tape of his performance the other night.
Moses, scan this tape, can you tell us the source of Blaine's power?
Joseph Smith, the Mormon prophet.
Lao-tzu, bring it to life.
They gave me this cool book to read and I'm already on chapter four.
Brother Kyle, why do you disturb my rest?
And then I always get woken up in the morning