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Give us what we want or we will continue to die.
- Not so fast, David Blaine! - Jesus! Not again.
Meanwhile, at the White House.
What do you mean? We're learning all kinds of cool stuff.
K B-)
We've got to make a giant, stone John Wilkes Booth.
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastard!
Hello, ma'am! My name is Kyle and this is Cartman.
"David Blaine workshop. Learn all about David Blaine at the Centre for Magic."
I told on you. I told on you.
Very well, I shall perform the miracle. Behold!
We all believe in the power of good over evil
Did you hear that, guys? We're finally gonna die!
Are you still keeping your eyes closed?
Kyle?
- Lao-tzu. - Sea Man.
Well, it looks like everything worked out.
Ike, you will eat this!
Sea Man!
Thank you, everyone. Our organisation grows larger every day.
If you look through David Blaine's incredible book,
Buddha? Buddha, come in.
K is for Kenny
There has to be a way to destroy it. Jesus to Moses.
Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
David Blaine perform in Denver.
Oh, yes. You see, David Blaine is much more than a magician.
except for Buddha, of course, who doesn't really believe in evil.
- Then he'll become a real religion. - He would become unstoppable.
Don't call Mr. Blaine a gaywod. He's a brilliant man.
- Wow! - No way!
Krishna, We're going to need wood for a mold!