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from ugly duckling into swan.
was a cowardly act.
I said no!
- Sunshine. - Happy.
(PHONE RINGS)
I heard that you and Maggie Johnson got hitched.
No, no. It doesn't suck.
I'm not a super spy, Calvin.
(SCREAMING)
Not as much as people think.
I should've been the one on that elevator, not Phil.
Come here.
The last pass by Brady had me like.....
And I don't care.
The guy who got beaten up by Trisha Demarco at homecoming?
You got to make poopies?
You're… Something's not adding up right here. You're… Something's not adding up right here.
Oh, you mean now?
What?
Syria, Iran.
You took the one guy, you hit him like this.
(SIGHS) I just thought I was meant for more, you know?
(IMITATES CRASH)
No, you love your job.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah-
There's Darla McGuckian.
- You know what? That's it. That's it. - It's okay.
You are a natural for this line of work.
But I kinda just got fired.
Hi, everybody!
Look, my parents were really unhappy
(SOFTLY) Thank you.
It's all right if you did. Totally cool. I don't judge.
Okay.
exactly that kind of information.
You're gonna hop up here and punch me in the belt?
I'm very impressed, Lyuba.
I'm being serious right now.
You can have it. Okay, that- Listen to me. Listen.
Yeah, well, you're still shorter than my cat.
he makes no mistakes. Hmm?
Oh, my God! You look great!
What is this? P90X?
I'm starting to think I might be The Black Badger.
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
- but I thought about it. - Exactly! Yeah! Yeah!
Thank you for that description.
Oh, man, I got lucky.
All right. I just did one thing.
Ain't that right, Jet?
She was 14, but somehow she was a senior.
Hello?
How did you do that? Where'd you learn that stuff?
Weird Dick can't chug a bunch of fucking steroids and elk urine
and have a rational conversation with Bob
(BOB SINGING MY LOVIN' BY EN VOGUE)
- All right. - Oh.
I can't do it without you, Jet.
I ain't in this shit, okay?
Didn't she used to have a lazy eye?
I don't need it.
Hey, let's get hammered.
you're a people person
is an unlicensed firearm into this public place,
I mean, not in front of anyone.
(QUIETLY) Bob is The Black Badger.
Wait a minute.
No, come on, I'm buying!
(SIGHS) Men,
I'm sorry, did you just call me the bait?
You go, girl!
Oh, my God!
You don't have to make bird noises.
(STUTTERS) No, I hope we don't. All right?
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
Oh, my God! Bob just went commando!
Hey, do you mind if I crash here?
Let's just go to another table. Get your jacket. Let's go.
Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!
it says it's all gonna end tomorrow.
- Man, somebody's sitting here. - Move your meat, lose your seat.
(PEOPLE SCREAM)
Mmm-mmm. I mean, it's a little weird, but whatever.
I don't think he does.
For reals?
AKA Bob Stone, AKA Bob Golden, AKA Bob Jet,
I got an idea. Let's do shots!
and the senior voted Most Likely to Succeed.
Well, hey. Well, yeah.
I mean, if these coordinates are correct,
Good God, you're dumb!
My man!
I'll ask you just once.
- Come on! Follow me! - Let's do it!
You're crazy. Hey, you're crazy!
What?
You know what? I had a good time, too, man.
He wants to go to dinner tonight, and I kinda already said yes.
- Maggie, this- - Hey. Shh.
Oh! Oh, shit!
How long has it been since I saw you?
I am.
Yeah, no. I'm glad you see it the way I saw it.
Babe, I'm not staring-
I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna look flustered at all.
Well... Uh...
- (ALARM BLARING) - No biggie. We're completely outta gas.
Open your eyes.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
I can fix this whole thing.
Why would I go through all this trouble, then?
And you accepted?
Come on, man. You get to kill people for a living.
(SHOUTS) Check out my Weird Dick!
for a long time before they got divorced.
These are bids. All of these.
Now you're talking to me.
I've been thinking about this a lot, Trevor.
Oh.
God!
- Oh, shit! - Really quickly...
Relax, Calvin. There are no wrong answers.
Now, come on, man. We boys?
And it's rude when you don't accept it
So, you know, if we could-
I am made of questions right now.
You know, why not? Why not?
- Oh, okay. - Yeah.
What do you mean, Someone? What do you mean?
AGENT HARRIS: (ON SPEAKER) Okay. You have it your way.
Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period.
My pleasure, amigo. Any time.
Have fun with your friend!
Did you just fake this whole thing?
I'm sorry I double-crossed you. You hear me?
- Oh, shit! I'm sorry, man. - Oh, it's okay.
What?
Come on.
No, it's not. It's...
That'll tell us where the deal is going down.
You really saved my ass.
Oh! Oh!
from, you know, the file.
God, man, look at you! You've lost, like, 200 pounds!
Stop the car.
Calvin! I got your text and came right over.
Well, you don't have to ask.
Just doesn't make any sense, man.
No!
This is not a game.
first reported by his partner, Phil, three weeks ago.
- You still ride? - No, man.
Let me stop you right there. I'm not in.
This is all that's left of Phil.
I started doing some sessions.
which means Bob still needs you.
Me, lunch today? I'm gonna French kiss that thing.
Yeah! Yeah. Why?
CALVIN: Oh.
- Whoa! - Back up, man!
I made up the Black Badger, rigged up a blood bag
- Freeze, Bob! - Sorry about this, guys.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
But, it shouldn't be a problem. We just give this guy
Who, me?
Why don't we try a simple role-playing exercise?
Mmm.
You're both going because you want to know what?
- (PANTING) - (TIRES SCREECHING)