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but this is not a...
Allow me to properly introduce myself.
I need you to tap into that super-spy stuff
I am made of questions right now.
Does anything about that look normal to you?
What do you say, CJ? I am beat.
Super lactose intolerant, but that's okay. Let's roll the dice.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Well, tough luck, because I've got back up.
That's how this whole thing started.
Robbie Wheirdicht.
Huh? Prove me wrong.
- I mean, anybody can do it, right? - Yeah.
When the Medico-Wellabe
(MEN GROANING)
(LAUGHS) Wow, Jet!
Bingo. I'm in.
You know, that sounds really unhealthy, Bob.
and is presently in possession of highly classified state secrets
All you gotta do is call me on the encrypted phone
Yeah, that's nice.
I mean, the logs are all crazy, too. You have China,
Uh...
(PANTING)
Fuck you!
I should've gave you my seed, Maggie!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
What do you think your little buddy, Joyner,
It was awful, Cal.
but you kinda ruined the whole thing.
Like a dentist but for dicks.
Oh my God, I hope he’s Catholic
I got an early day at work, so I'll probably-
Hey, but listen, I just wanna thank you
Let me go grab some blankets.
Hey, but listen, I don't wanna talk about me.
You wanna get behind me, Jet.
And those aren't the encryption codes,
(SCREAMING) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- You're in my fucking video! - I'm pissed off.
I love you.
Harris is The Black Badger!
I'm sorry for that.
This was the jammy-jam!
Let me tell you what I'm sorry about.
Because I thought you would go, I'm in, Bob!
Whoa!
- You hear me, Trevor? - Yeah? How come, Calvin?
Guys, my name's Lexi.
You're the only one who's ever been nice to me,
What the hell is going on?
I'll go down there and check things out.
Just let me know if you need anything.
for what happened, you know.
Oh, no hard feelings at all, Pam. (CHUCKLES)
Let's go, Jet.
(EXHALES)
Huh?
In the eighth grade, I ran track. It was my first race.
- No. - And what's the matter
That's a lot-
One,
Hey, not for nothing, but I never got that jacket back, man.
No, stop! Listen to me!
Bob Stone is a dangerous psychotic.
- What do you mean? - (LAUGHING)
Give it to me.
oh, my god! bob just went commando
He was gonna conquer the world.
I guess we missed that one.
(CHUCKLES) It's just nice.
- Close in! - Moving out!
- Really? - Yes!
Test Hello
Golden Jet for the win! (LAUGHS)
You know I've been wondering, whatever happened to Trevor anyway?
Come on, let's roll.
Total classic. It's my favorite all-time movie.
Oh, my God. Maggie.
Bob...
- Yeah, right. - Yeah.
(GROANS LOUDLY)
MARIO: THE END! A vertigo Entertainment and lord miller productions
and he's trying to sell you bogus plans.
Come on.
I don't have any friends.
- Which one is it? - You want me to do it for you?
MAGGIE: Hmm, probably since last night.
Keep original voice Keep original voice
This is great, huh?
just as much as she is on the outside.
- (MUMBLING) - What-what?
about Calvin The Golden Jet Joyner
There's one in every family This is why Wilson lived on an island by himself
- Come on, come on. - Okay.
Was that in Twilight?
Oh, my- Dr. Dan, I had nothing to do with this.
What-what?
What-what! Take my gun, Jet,
All right. That's our cue, guys!
That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man.
- Oh! - It's my buddy.
Dude, this is amazing! I'm so happy for you!
I'm an idiot, babe.
You don't seriously believe this guy, do you?
That's exactly why you should stay up here.
- I said, Go fuck yourself, Jim. - Yeah.
What do you mean?
I will ser you on the other SIDE!!!
I think it says a lot about our relationship.
Put the word out to all assets.
Get Larry on it.
You ever steal a plane before?
Hey, Jet!
(MOUTHING) Who, me?
Okay. All right, bye.
All right, Jet.
I should've!
What's that? Is that a fanny pack, Bob?
I'll fist your ass.
(SINGING)
Hi, no, no, it's okay. We got started without you.
AGENT HARRIS: After he stole the satellite encryption codes
- This is what we do. You ready? - Come on, baby!
Oh, shit.
- I'm very impressed, Maggie. - Really?
I don't get it.
Why wouldn't Bob just go sell the satellite encryption codes himself?
I'm nervous. Don't bullshit me!
You're- Something's not right.
Sure, things were difficult in the beginning,
I don't know. I just did it, man.
You haven't changed at all.
- I'm not in! I am not in! - I get it.
Ruin my night? No! It was the coolest thing ever, man!
And, hey, between me and you,
Hey, hey, hey! Goddamn it, Joyner!
Babe, Calvin, this is Dr. Dan.
we're completely vulnerable to any terrorist attacks.
Aw. What's the matter, Bob?
Oh, shit! You remember this?
'Cause there's only one way back, bro.
Exactly.
- I'm sorry, Jet. - Leave it. I got it.
(GASPING)
(BONE CRACKING)
two-time student body president,
Oh! Shoot!
Yeah. I got that.
How are you not the hero of your own story?
I'm black, so I don't know the-
(whimpers)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Your job gives you access to
Hmm?
Oh, you mind?
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- I'm behind you. Go. - All right.
Are you kidding? What?
Me