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Where did you-
Um... 6:00 p.m., when? Tonight?
it kinda looks like it's a bunch of off-shore escrow accounts.
This is the dress that I'm thinking about wearing.
and I need you to get us the hell out of here right now. Do you hear me?
DIRECTOR: Cut! The fire department's here.
Distraction.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Who is?
- Hey. - Girl, you scared me.
Ah, you don't wanna do that, Jet.
Look, if you went down in that garage and you got shot to death,
down here became a disappointment.
(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah.
Fuck you Keith FUCK you Sheldon
If he's in the wind again, it's gonna be your ass. Go now.
How are transaction numbers gonna help us find out where the bad guys are?
You were the best thing about high school.
Hey, uh, Maggie.
- He hit you! - Okay.
Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! Go, Bob!
I am really, really 100% out!
(CAWS)
Here, buddy. Come on.
You're funny. Do you ever, like, Snapchat?
Go ahead. There you go.
(CLEARS THROAT)
That's my biggest weakness! I can't make bird noises.
and I will become Maggie.
All right, guys. We're seniors now.
this is a perfect time for us to clear this up
- Bob, they are shooting at us! - It's okay, it's bulletproof.
inflatable gorilla out in front of it.
(WHISPERS) Me and you. Stay with me. I'm your wife.
(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)
That's crazy talk, man.
And I work through it in individual therapy as well as group,
Are you quite well?
Stop it! Enough!
Never mind. Hey, I'm glad you called.
(ALL GASPING)
You look like Hercules or somebody.
All right, Mr. Joyner. Prove it.
(SCREAMS)
That way, we can get The Black Badger.
Two words.
I hate to break it to you,
press this button.
There's four of us, tough guy.
- He's in the stairwell, two flights down! - Move, move!
No, stop. You're not a super tool.
Who would've thunk it? Not me.
- Hey, get the keycard! Let's roll. - All right, all right.
Okay, and send.
but you know what I'm trying to do.
Yeah, that's a good eye, Jet.
There's a lot of things that you don't know about me, Maggie.
Look, I don't want to be the guy that peaked in high school
No!
You're early.
MAN 1: For real man, seriously?
but he changed his name to Bob Stone
Yeah.
Save it, Jet.
When they say doing 1000 crunches will give you a six-pack... And your belly fat's like…
(TIRES SCREECHING)
and I am the real Black Badger.
- No. - So, what about when you have sex?
the bank transaction numbers to the winning bid.
- What? - This is going to hurt.
Golden Jet!
Fat Robbie made good.
one.
- That was an accident! - Don't move!
Yes.
BOB: Okay.
Wow! She looks great!
my partner Phil and I tracked him to a penthouse in Kiev.
Right now, I'm not comfortable.
I can't believe I'm having a sleepover at Calvin Joyner's house right now.
- Drop your weapon! - Do it now!
It was the best senior prank ever.
(EXPLOSION)
- Didn't she have a lazy eye or something? - Two of 'em.
Who the hell is that? Who is that? Bob?
Do you know what happens when people split up, Bob?
I wore prescription pants every day.
- Trick you? - You tricked- Hey, boy!
You're such a blast from the past, buddy.
No. Shit!
Yeah, that's what it is.
So, it's kinda like a forensic international account thingy
- Two of them. - Wow.
about what Trevor and those guys did to you back then.
Or we watch the movie Barbershop. One or the other.
Hello, Calvin.
And we don't listen to what anyone tells us, right?
- It's not real. - What does that mean? What does that mean?
No, I'm working on this new sexting app.
who at the time was weaker, you know? So...
Because what you're probably thinking is not what happened.
It is. It absolutely is.
Why don't you just get out of the way, Trevor?
and I don't know if the person on the other end
(RINGING CONTINUES)
Sometimes I ate 'em, sometimes I didn't.
I wasn't gonna bring it up, but I might as well.
Wow. You really mean that?
No, I'm The Black Badger.
No, not at all.
president of the drama club
I mean, we're pathfinders and trailblazers.
- Yeah. - Then my life
(HISSING)
You give me a second. Okay? Don't fire back like that.
Oh, I got spinny.
Whoo-whoo!
If 18-year-old me could see me now,
I'm really sorry about your hand. I hope you know that wasn't personal.
Okay!
I still get emails about it.
- Shit! Oh! - (ENGINE REVS)
He sent me a friend request.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Because I don't have a bulletproof vest and I don't have a gun!
I told Harris where we are.
I mean, like, anything at all.
That I, for one, will push myself
Sorry I had to shoot you, Jet.
I have not been naked since that day.
What's this?
Evans You the Man!!
Oh, hello Eddie.... ARE YOU QUITE WELL?????
Me and my wife are leaving. Let's go.
One more. Come on.
- Okay. - All right.
so he just started bopping his head, and he stood there?
(PANTING)
You betrayed your partner, Phil.
After this- Yeah, okay!
Is this why you've been so weird and moody lately?
Speaking of which, you guys are going to the reunion tonight, right?
Oh, shit!
Shit.
- It's okay. - Hey, we got a problem here?
I am...
Guys, this isn't a good idea. You know what?
This is like the Guinness Book of Golden Jet Records right there.
(LAUGHS) Homeland? No, I'm ordering us an Uber.
- Wait, you're Robbie Wheirdicht? - Yeah!
- he wanted things, you know? - DR. DAN: Hmm.
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Demi I'll see you on the other side.
To be honest with you, I don't even recognize this guy anymore.
- I got a lot going on. - Okay, okay. I get it. You're hungover.
Shoot him! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out!
(groans)
Spoiler alert...
Okay.
- Oh, hey, cool. - Yeah.
I haven't ridden a bike in years!
Maggie is definitely safer without you.
They're all bugged.
Now, I know things got a little rough there at the end.
- Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie. - (LAUGHS)
- Your necktie, take it off. - No,
Best line Ever!!!
And you, too, Calvin!
- What! - Oh, my God!
I really gotta pee, Jet.
I'm sorry, man.
Where? Where you trying to go?
So don't put me and him...
tonight's vote for the reunion homecoming king and queen!
Wait, hold up, wait. What're you doing? Oh, my God!
(TAPS GLASS)
What is this? Like a strippergram thing to suck up to Ethan?
Mmm.
All teams be advised, we're Oscar Mike with the bait.
Sorry, you were saying something boring.
And The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.
Don't move!
CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
(GROANS)
because that makes me look guilty.
Hey, if I wanted to get one of those ice teas
Can I say something first?
So Let Me Exclude Myself.