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(ECHOING LAUGHTER)
Oh, man, I am beat.
Okay? Deep breaths.
Just because I shot him does not mean I trust you.
I don't have no shit in my system.
I work for the CIA.
Thank you! I'm out!
Don't tell your wife shit.
That's page-one CIA stuff.
for the moment you've all been waiting for,
Thank you for being so uncooperative.
Bro, are you seriously gonna go there, bro?
No one else can be!
Talk about caterpillar to the butterfly...
You about to turn my phone into a bomb, aren't you?
- Don't do that. Don't do that. - (LAUGHS)
I'm gonna need your tie.
But in the meantime, we gotta get those encryption codes
So, say hello to your wife and then get off the phone.
One second.
if I were medically able to have children.
- so we're kinda early. - No!
So...
No.
Hey, wait. Whatever happened
One sec, Jet, just gotta disable the GPS.
You're gonna- No!
Hey, you play your chessboard however you like, okay?
And there's a wolf-boy.
Anything else, please.
without knowing that he's committing treason when he does it.
whatever or whomever they may be.
Is it hot?
I'm sorry, y'all. actually you're already in
I just want to nip this thing in the bud, whatever it is.
(BREATHES HEAVILY) Oh, man!
You are the only one Bob trusts.
Stop. What's going on, man?
He's got a plan for each and every one of us
You know, I mean,
Really?
Ben…
Bob, Bob, Bob!
I worked out six hours a day, every day,
I'm sorry.
We used to sneak off every lunch hour
- Hello! - Alert Langley, asset uncontained.
True story.
- Oh, Bob! - That's teamwork!
- Everything's good? - It's coming.
(CHUCKLES) I was just gonna lose it.
Did you see that, Bob?
What're you talking about? What's what?
- Come in. Shh. - You're not my wife!
Love you. Bye.
That is it.
All right?
(GROANS)
- No, you look great! - Stop it.
(BREATHING DEEPLY) Bob is The Black Badger.
What is it that-
- Oh, shit! - Oh, jeez. What's the matter?
BOB: Calvin. Is that you?
I promised myself I wouldn't do this.
Fine. I'll give you these fists.
You know, he's actually a pretty good dancer.
ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet! Golden Jet! Golden Jet!
How cool is that?
- (PANTING) - (TIRES SCREECHING)
Who cares? Hey, you should come to lunch with us.
Target's in the house.
Where are the codes? Where are the codes?
MAN: (ON RADIO) And now, it's time for a breakdown.
(ALL CHEERING)
Mr. Joyner. Guess who we're about to arrest
he listed in his personal references.
Just go.
- I'll be waiting. - Jesus Christ!
(SOFTLY) Come on.
Go on, get your rock-hard ass up there.
Okay, the race came down to me and this other kid.
Hello? Calvin Joyner, Accounting.
The worst!
An everyday Joe.
Dude, that was amazing!
She wore a cape.
Yeah. You're right, CJ.
No, no! (GRUNTING) Hang on, buddy.
- This you? - Yeah, right here.
I had no idea you could do that.
- Oh, no. You know- - I wasn't talking to you.
(BOYS GROAN)
I AM LITERALLY MADE OF QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
(GROANS)
No, no, no.
- What's left to tell? - Hey, no, I get it.
but then he kinda lost his way, midway through
Stop, man. It was the right thing to do, you know?
They shut us down. The fire trucks are out here.
and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald.
I wanted to win the race so damn bad
You leave me no choice.
That's my partner.
- I'm all thumbs. - It's my computer!
CALVIN: What are you doing?
I'll order some nachos. The Explosions.
No, now, I'm looking for more of an emotional connection.
Jenny, get the windex! And security for this one
Oh. It's because Ethan got promoted instead of you?
For reals, for reals. Go ahead, man.
I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet.
(GROANS)
Stop it! It's awesome.
voted Most Likely to Succeed.
An accountant? Really?
- This is not a heart. - It's not a heart?
Robbie.
I know you know how this goes,
(RAP ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(MY LOVIN' BY EN VOGUE PLAYING ON THE RADIO)
We're going to have him cold.
It was the only way I could save your life.
Let's wreck him.
Longitude and latitude.
Wow! Did you feel that, Jet?
Mom: Did you skip class today?
He got a banana!
Hi, Robbie.
What's up Your sexy as dick right now
You gotta see it, dude.
You're gonna get shot!
I cut them, so this is me and you.
Bob! Bob! Bob!
I am made of questions right now....
You want to know the sound I'm about to make right now?
Oh my God, I hope he’s Catholic
Super spinny.
Your junk is out.
He got the jump on us. Give me the key.
Oh, shit, shit, shit. Sorry.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Okay, I don't want to watch this, guys.
I'm very in tune.
You're doing a great job, Jet. Just give me a second, okay?
Good day all