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I'm sure that you've heard about what I did
doesn't mean you have to be bad all weekend.
Hungry.
You are undead. You're alive.
I'm from Time Warner,
But apparently, if you're young enough...
Forget it.
I just have to do one thing first.
That's ecstasy.
We just got back. This is Stacy.
When a problem comes along, like hunger, you must whip it.
She saved it?
I've never seen anything like that in my...
- So... - Pfft.
- I'm pregnant? - We're gonna have a baby.
You know I would never hurt you, right?
Let's just say eating lawyers is out of the question.
If you want it, you have to turn back.
Our credit cards are through a third party.
Jane Rutherford, who chairs several committees.
Oh, but they're so cute.
Like, dead-dead.
Okay, now open.
A little older than you.
So get me the goddamn chart.
I spit into him to stop the stroke.
Do you know where to get gasoline at 4:00 in the morning?
You're an accountant. Do the math.
After that, things started to go downhill.
You want a baby?
Madam, you've insultingly confused us with the police.
Thank you, Harry.
Your living descendants.
Sorry.
You know, I can see why
how long I have been young?
No, that's what he'd ask when he felt bad
So what is it?
Yeah, but my roommate was spray painting
When were you awakened?
Great.
Just get me on cargo before dawn.
- Hey.
The bite was from your cat.
No, that's not Groucho.
Tepish, would you like to start off tonight?
- But we have to get to work. - Hey.
that doesn't actually do anything better
First you kill my game with Juicy girl.
- Wait a minute, you... - No, no. We didn't do anything.
You're late.
I wonder what Joey's parents think about me.
Stacy, don't take a nap.
- You're from Cisserus, huh? - You know her?
You could have your choice of any woman out there.
and if you ever want to see Jon Stewart again,
Why do not we just eat the lawyers?
- Oh, no. - I just licked a drop.
and I haven't found a new place yet.
is at least 80 years old.
Well, he works for Homeland Security now,
Besides, the streets are wet and my shoes are suede.
I am Vadim. This is Ivan.
Stop it.
I'm so depressed.
Don't you just love these As-seen-on-TV bags?
how to use hypnotic powers,
I'm sure it's a coincidence. It's a common name.
it doesn't mean they drink blood.
Sure you don't want anything to drink?
Excuse me?
Telephones replaced letters,
I feel like I'm really, like, tripping right now.
Well, I've never known anyone firsthand.
and you pack this soil.
And she taught me about e-mail,
the first one to have a baby. Is that weird?
People from your barbershop quartet
Normal for Stacy.
I met someone at school.
Wait, I don't remember seeing empty chairs.
Who the hell names their kid Goody anymore?
That's right.
- Oh. - You work for the government?
Well, I guess that sort of depends on your point of view.
I was dating for 25 years
But we're only good at modeling and light clerical work.
I never thought about it.
You know, Angela is really in and out.
so recklessly, they're gonna find you.
but she hasn't voted since the '80s.
What did I do wrong?
Don't look directly at it, honey.
- Hi, I'm Stacy. - Hi, Stacy.
Ask me questions. Who's the stupidest person on TV?
I did. I really did.
I'm sure by now you've all heard about David's
- It's Renfield.
- I don't know about this one. - Why not?
but I've always looked on the bright side.
Now Ivan is missing.
Being young and in love.
All right, Goody. Watch this.
- Hey, Renfield. - Hey, how are you?
- Hey, Renfield! - Where are you guys?
Hmm? You want a rail?
Guys that listen when you say stuff.
Unprecedented at the time.
What are we even talking about? We can't kill Cisserus.
Can I show you?
Now, it's like iPod hits and webisodes.