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No, seriously, it's useless apart from anything else,
Meanwhile, James's car had shed so much weight
- What green motorsport event? - He doesn't say.
- Well, leather, I suppose. - A little leather pouch.
That's unbelievable. That's not good, is it?
- What? - No, move your feet.
There. Can you see out now?
well, part of the digestive system - of an cow.
Everything's planted. I've put bulbs along here, ready for spring. Daffodils.
Cor!
Hammond, I am a professional motoring journalist, and coming up...
You get a single-skin brick wall.
the BMW M4 GTS?
Ow!
and start raping the countryside again to rebuild it.
Well, to find out, each of us bought a Land Rover Discovery.
you haven't behaved like a child.
Yes, I'm afraid you do. Could you go that way?
I find them flawed, in some dark and rather disgusting way.
Tickle of power. There it is.
- He will. Oh, he will. - No, I won't.
Two totally different disciplines.
- What bones? - Animal bones.
There's no environment left - you've dug it all up.
That's what this car is really. It's a sex machine.
I called it.
Well, it's a prototype,
You've got a picture of it here. Now, this is...
I don't know, but I'm not sure this is very hi-tech.
- That's quite a good idea. - It isn't a good idea!
the relentless pressure started to take its toll on our vehicles.
Look at this.
Smells of nature, I'm in nature,
Meanwhile, back at base, James was having a rethink.
...of one of Britain's best-loved comedians, Jimmy Carr.
I don't think Ferrari give it away!
a rival for Ferrari and McLaren and Lamborghini, but they haven't.
for the tight left.
Thank you very much.
Despite the excellent start from Richard and I,
- Not safe, though, is it? - Yes. Hazel, very strong.
He is. What are we going to ask him when he gets here?
...I decided to go off and be sick.
Look in the ashtray? He's small, but he's not that small.
Now, Richard Hammond is in this car.
which I think will be great.
which blew usually when my daughter was doing the school play and ruined it,
Not "Swings," that's something completely different.
- Its stomach lining. - Not its stomach lining.
- Eat it. - No!
That's what matters most.
And he's off! No messing.
you get 500 horsepower.
Reliability, that's what we need here. That is everything.
Except, of course, it will be roughly the shape of a car.
Cow's arse, horse's arse. It's perfect!
There's not a lot of dignity in it, is there?
at his usual top speed of eight,
Oh, balls!
- Why is that...? - No, because what if you're a lesbian?
The meeting point was in Wales,
My mum's car, my dad's car,
The amazing thing is, it's not just Audi TTs.
I thought, when I read the spec sheet on the RS,
It is because these two last week blew up my house,
I'm being honest, there's not a great deal we can do about it.
I was repairing my damaged front end.
they always come in the back of a container lorry,