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Liz, I'm getting drinks with the recently divorced camera guy.
Did you just come from working out, or are you naturally veiny?
Tracy, I'll pay somebody to read them for you.
Kenneth, show him the drawing of the new field.
Look at us.
That's two words!
that gives away tuxedoes to homeless people.
I am exactly 29.
a role model.
Cerie, for the last time, I have never been married.
a little Miss Bonnie Raitt, lights out.
would be to bring our superior resources to bear.
I'm going to be a talkative doorman with a drinking problem.
Hey.
Oh, God, they see us.
especially when I say, "Don't hit me with my own shoes."
I wasn't. My motorcycle hit a police horse.
We're just two straight guys
A world where orange soda
because our team was all white
What a polite young man.
That's why I sponsor a charity
I need somebody who believes in what we're doing here.
But also exciting.
Meatball sub, extra bread,
So, which biography of Winston Churchill
So, I... Yeah.
asking you to come back.
and pretend to be foreign.
doesn't mean I don't support the kids.
A youthful companion is the ultimate status accessory.
When I grow up, I'm going to do vending-machine maintenance.
When will death come
I got to go.
"One-Armed Mermaid That's Part Unicorn With Bigfoot."
Hey, Liz, this is Aidan.
Oh, no, I don't think so.
They only serve drinks till 4:00,
Come on. You read "Boobs" magazine.