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even fucking does anything!
M'kay. Mrs. Marsh.
escaped from the facility yesterday,
since the shutdown in March.
Steve Returning From his Trip
You don't have to be on Zoom.
It's all we got, sir. Let me try.
Hi! You here for the special? Here you go.
So... So what happens now?
You could use some tegridy, China!
Oh, fuck you!
It's okay.
Oh. Hey, excuse me. We have an appointment.
now has to quarantine for two weeks.
Oh, for Pete's sake, here we go again.
Whoa!
Swallow! In chew and swallow!
How can a virus jump species like that?
Who would like to lead the class with some math?
What?
Oh, come on. Think about it.
Eric, you're going to be able
You said it... a drug is a drug, and I'm not who I used to be.
No. You know what? You guys are horrible!
♪ This is what I call existancing ♪
W-We have no idea what caused this.
I just gotta take all the Pandemic Special
I'm having you killed, then secretly we'll send your DNA
from these super spreaders!
one question is on everyone's mind...
♪ Social distancing, I'm free ♪
♪ Social distancing ♪
No! No, no, no! Don't call the doctor!
No bat involved. No bat involved!
well, you come along and try to fight it!
Sir! Sir, you have an urgent call on line four
This is gonna be great.
♪ You got to keep your social distance ♪
with Craig Tucker, whose father
This tour is for scientists that specialize in pandemics.
You guys we were right.
Ohhhhhhh.
♪ About how much I love you and I need you ♪
You really wanna go back to that slavery?!
Do you even know anyone personally who's dying of COVID?
Hey, Kyle! Look it that! Sun’s barely up your Gerald’s on the big handle! KYLE: huh, in self in poor in guy! Huh? Anyone flying in once!
There's some kids who really can't take it anymore.
And a only maximum party of four can visit at one time.
It's gonna fucking work! Just fucking shut up!
Alright, children, welcome back to class.
If we can't get people on the rides,
Thank God.
I went there to sell our weed, and I ended up hanging out
the animal which started the coronavirus.
to jump from it to humans.
This Bike Is Having The Grand Opening!
The new outbreak in South Park is spreading rapidly,
Oh, my God! Look at her! Ha ha!
Mr. President, Dr. Fauci is on line two,
and maybe enjoy some of the Pandemic Special.
Yeah, that's good social distancing. Real good.