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Where's the front door?
J.D.: Step two, check.
Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say, I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Well.
but you should know this.
Elliot has requested no cell phone photography.
Apparently, mine did not get us all the way there.
Time for the John Dorian three-step seduction plan.
about how she's going to beat me down the aisle.
but I can't figure out what's wrong with her.
Life would be so much simpler.
Well, I'm off.
And Mr. Bilbray likes to have her get on all fours and sing
I'll keep asking her why she's still single until she cries.
some that were re-igniting,
Mrs. Sheldon, Mr. Bilbray...
Take these for me. Thank you.
Me, too.
and then pretend to care about underprivileged people.
I know. Cute as a button.
That, my friend, is a gated community.
Relax, I already told them both.
And keep an eye on Lupita.
so I could run a few errands.
Baby, will you do me a favor tonight that requires no effort on your part?
Elliot Reid.
Oh! You're fully dressed under there.
I'm open to it. Carla, you're in charge of the guest list.
Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Sure, I'll be right down.
We haven't had relations since Izzy was born.
Is there anything that you can tell us
and the ring fit perfectly,
(SCREAMING)
I'll fish for what he wants later on our secret bathroom call.
Awesome, awesome! Okay.
No, of course not.
- Oh, I can handle it. - Oh, yeah, you can.
It ain't right!
The damn Internet is down.