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Okay, listen up, Linda, and listen good. You've waited over 15 minutes for us to sing "Happy Birthday" to our daughter.
If you want a bag of hair so bad...
Tina, honey, your father's been working his you-know-what off driving a cab to pay for this
- [Door Bell Jingles] - [Bob] Whoa.
- You know how to lock lips, huh? Do ya? - Ow!
All because our dads hate each other.
You know What that is? It's nasty.
Caine Says Hold The Minute Chef Bubble Cook Dinner I Made Mack The Diner
- Pull it together. - [Groaning]
He's what's known as a diaper lover.
- I got a disco ball and streamers. - Right.
- I will thumb your eyeballs out of your skull. - Ay!
- Are you there? - I am.
Jimmy, my daughter Tina said that Jimmy Jr. isn't allowed to go to her birthday party.
This song is for the girl of the hour. I mean the woman of the hour. the woman of the hour. “What I Did For Love.” Come on Gene. We’re gonna sing Happy Birthday to your sister.
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Gene? Louise? How about a “ka-boom”?
Closing down the restaurant, getting a smoke machine and a deejay?
when it's time for you to blossom into a woman...
since she's turning 13.
Now You’ll Go Pee Pees & Poo Poos In Your Nappy Instead Of The Toilet And we will burn all of your underwear & destroy the toilet
This is what happened, Linda. You've waited for over 15 minutes for us to sing "Happy Birthday" to our daughter.
- ♪ [Stops] ♪ - I'm sorry, ladies. We're closed for a private party.
F*** you!
What? What is it? What?
[Sobbing]
Oh boy, I couldn't wait to see you. You just got here before the guests were gonna sing "Happy Birthday" to me.
AM OR FM? TAKE YOUR PICK! I CHOOSE FM
You made yourself ugly to save Tina's party.
Okay Everyone We’re Gonna Sing Happy Birthday To Bubble 1 2 3 Ready Go
- I'm like an animal! - Keep your voice down.