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MAN 3: ls that Sig-nory Weaver?
- (GASPS) Goodness, dear, l'm so sorry. - No worries.
And he wouldn't want to lend us money anyway.
That's fine, but you can't drive.
and now you've ruined it, like a pizza place ruins a salad.
I didn't tell anyone about your Fiona Apple tribute video.
abominable snow mollusc cave dwellers frog fish giant golden eel puffy fluffy zoo monster rarrg
while a man further back an the street flips you off
(GIGGLES) Oh, dear!
- Hey, check it out, lemon snow. - What?
- Peter, we're not doing that. - Oh.
Hey, look, I got to go.
You better believe it.
You're gonna want to know you've got an olive in your mouth.
MAN ON RADIO: (SINGING) Hey, hobo man Hey, Dapper Dan
Daddy?
She's a handsome woman, and that'll ruin her fast.
There's no way in hell l'm gonna live here!
Maybe this is a dream!
Ugh!
Oh. I mean,
Retirement will be a wonderful adventure,
Well, we were just thinking, now that Daddy's retired,
Dude, bad news. You're dead.
Now, should we put it in a bowl?
As a friend?
And tell the African-American elevator attendant
Daddy, can you hear me?
and l'll be showing you around today.
He's going to buy you a soda and drive you around
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Oh, she sounds like a bitch. Yeah, what a bitch.
Is your dad gonna be hanging around here?
Whoa! Watch your driving!
Did my parents call yet?
This place is nothing but old people marching to their deaths!
Oh, Carter, this is wonderful!
Intercom speaking passengers are plane will be falling into Six Flags Illinois Oh nooooooooo