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Cut it into thirds.
No, you got to sit on the ground to eat.
You see, dear? And that's only the beginning.
abominable snow mollusc cave dwellers frog fish giant golden eel puffy fluffy zoo monster rarrg
Mmm, this one's even got the word "sunset" four times in the name of it.
I can't sleep. l'm scared of ghosts.
Will you need anything else?
Like that drill sergeant with Alzheimer's.
Oh, God, we should never have brought him here.
Yeah. Don't wash the mouthpiece.
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
How about this carrot? Should I cut it up?
Peter, I got to admit, it's not bad at all.
but please have people call.
(PLAYING YOU CAN CALL ME AL INTRO)
Wait for someone else to win and steal his card.
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Hey, guys.
There's my little guy.
You know, you remind me of a guy I know.
now, you know how in your building
Cream of Wheat.
He's starting to drive me crazy.
Sometimes we even have phone sax.
Hey, Mom.
What?
No, Joe. Phone sax.
because that's all we talk about.
No, let's put it in a lasagna tray.
Yeah, that's a sucker's bet.
You, lady, wake him up!
Well, check it out, this room has its very own thermostat
Phew. I am ready to be a parent, Mr. Burke.
No, he's at work. Lame.