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And then he called me "smart guy."
We boarded this train as strangers,
I have the parking validations.
Felix, I hate that I'm used to this.
- Impossible. - Yeah, it's hard. - Yeah.
There's no magic pill to make you grow.
it kicks you in the teeth!
Really?
Then I'm really out of shape.
Ew! Ew! Ew! It's moving! Ew! Ew!
Oh, yes, he said, and I quote,
Sorry.
Now, remember, to get out of your littering ticket,
I hate that I'm used to this.
and some moron in a hot dog suit
kindly gentleman? Tell us your story.
Okay, and we'll cross our right leg over our left,
No heels?
You sure?
Can we take a break?
It looked right at me!
you see before you today.
to endorse a new sports supplement.
led by a quiet hero.
They can't go any higher.
Hmm.
But it's still the greatest city in the world.
And now we will rise up into warrior two.
I'm gonna move into a cabin in the woods.