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You got all kinds of nights.
Get me out, now!
- Want a beer? - Yeah.
- Excuse me. Could I have a water? - Sure.
You're gone for good.
I am better when our friend comes back to us, no? Jason, yes?
"I'm gonna kick back, watch my coin multiply,
Yeah, maybe.
(CHUCKLES)
This is the only honest man in the room. He's a...
I'll hold it for you.
- Okay. - Come on, Doyle.
Back there.
You're gonna get up there,
- Can I ask you a favor? - Mmm-hmm?
You find the silence out there.
Monty. Wait. Monty, Please. Why you bring her?
strolling up and down 47th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff,
KOSTYA: Sometimes I think you very stupid man.
Great. You know what? This was a big waste of my time.
It's over after tonight, Jake. Wake the fuck up.
Yeah. Easier?
Oh, yeah? Did you see her ass?
Who you trying to be, R. Kelly?
You always told me you wanted to see Wrigley Field.
It's good for them in the long run.
And tell me this. Please explain this to me.
I'll see you soon, Pop.
Help me out.
If it were me, I'd never last a day. But Monty, he's different.
and my father's allergic, so...
I want you to keep that.
(DISK SCRATCHING)
Well, we were undefeated that year.
Does anyone want to go dance?
I really blew it.
No, I'm from out west.
You're in the 62nd percentile
I'm out and my father's out.
Give me the word and I'll take a left turn.
you don't know what you're saying. You're fucking drunk.
Guards are moving out of the space,
I'll be the one right behind the bench yelling, "Get back on D!"
What you say, it was funny.
My God, you don't understand.
I never said anything.
Okay? I'm over. Game over.
Looks like you've been demoted from the 99th percentile.
Take our time with it. Taste the barley.
(WHISPERING) You'd never been to PR in your life before Monty.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves,
"Our sweetness up into one ball,
if you're gonna be calling them chalupas.
Hey, that's Jake. Remember Jake?
Now I'm gone seven. Clean up your own fucking mess.
Don't joke about that.
I went to elementary school with that guy, Nick.
Monty, people like you. It's a gift.
He'd better stay calm, or I'll have the pound come and get him.
Doesn't dyeing your hair drop you down a few places?
- Do I make myself clear to you? - Yeah.
(GROANING)
- The hell you did, Naturelle. - Back up.
FRANCIS: Quarter past 6:00.
Where you go, Monty? Monty, wait.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
NATURELLE: Monty?
You have a son. Maybe you name him James.
- Where are you going with this? - I don't know. People are
You're just a sad fuck, Francis.
Look here, you vanilla motherfucker,
My head was a little turned around.
Why? Why wouldn't he want you here?
JAMES: A driver's license.
I have a good job for your father.
she ain't nothing but a spic skank skeezer.
maybe he'll plead you off to an A-II.
What are we looking at for that unemployment number?
Getting smashed at a basketball party and slapping girls' asses.
But me and my true love
Here. What do you say?
The number's coming out.
looking back over their shoulders, laughing at me.
when you're upstate taking it in the culo,
Kostya, is that when you say,
- Yeah! - Come on, Nat. Let's go.
And I told him.
I meet a girl as pretty as you, plays the three spot. That's deadly.
Monty's tough. I think he'll be okay.
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah. - JACOB: Touché.
Khorosho.
- He did not. - He did, too.
Come on. Your wife deserves this.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah, thanks, Jake. You should have been here earlier.
Every man, woman and child alive should see the desert
Come on, Monty, give me a break, man.
The first time I went to prison, I was 14 years old.
(LAUGHING)
Do you understand what I mean...
That's too bad.
Let him take you to the hospital, baby.
Figured we'd all head down there.
I told him Naturelle Riviera,
So, do you think he could get us in?
You knew the deal the minute you met him. Come on.
So what? Doyle's a tough dog. He's seen worse, you know?
- Yeah. - No, I didn't think so.
The silver dress you're wearing?
But remember, I was 14 when I first went. Ya vyzhil.
(POLICE SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
Okay.
I have no choice, Monty.
- How old are you? - 18.
Tell him. I'm bringing some friends. I'm bringing Naturelle.
You're missing the point.
Everybody's talking about buying from Monty,
just shut the fuck up, have a beer, a drink...
Beautiful baby.
Someone turns him in and...
You've never been west of Philly, have you?
And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy.
I have to go. Meet us at the place in Chinatown.
You what?
I pick her out special, just for you.
Girl saw a pot of honey and she licked it clean.
Nothing but sand and rocks and cactus and blue sky.
just because my grandparents were...
you've seen the size of my apartment. Right?
You know, 100% "Naturelle."
Come on, man! I can't go up there.
Andrew Marvell.
Doyle, cut it out.
This is bullshit!
Just, I'll meet you down there.
And it all came so close to never happening.
Is there?
No, I haven't fucked her. Of course.
how lucky they are to be there.
All right.
Go see Jake.
FRANCIS: He'll be working for me. I'll have his job.
I don't know, I mean,
And I just thought, "Oh, you know,