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When you get out, we'll have money to start over with. Thanks to me.
She was all chopped up.
- Bring them in. - Thank you, thank you.
Don't listen to them. Back away from the toilet and no one gets hurt.
The rules are simple. We play for cash, the dealer picks the game,
...you get nothing.
iboy i love your spankings mommy
Your fate is sealed.
- OK... - The first time I got drunk, ever.
Sorry, I didn't know.
I'II... I'll fold.
I guess that's all, then.
I was standing on it and it busted.
with a secret bank account in the Cayman Islands!
What?!
- Flaws? - Mm-hm.
You got a lot of trips to the mall ahead of you.
...I don't know what it is.
[Shouting]
OK, in you go.
You know, I need to...
Um, can we just focus? What I want to know is,
I must have sold several hundred of these.
I'm not apologizing.
Her father was a marine. Afterwards, he gave me three of his medals.
[Knocking]
- Get away! - I'm so sorry. I was startled.
Yeah, you... you really did.
How lovely your original name was.
She won't be happy till I have bruises.
What's that?
I never said I was perfect.
Grandma's here.
- Are you OK? - Yeah.
If you're not careful...
Oh, you know me. No depth perception whatsoever.
- No. - Why?
And she knew men were all the same.
- We could have fought that in court. - And you would have blown the money.
Yeah, I'll do it.
[Sighs]
Obviously, we need to talk.
Mike served time for selling drugs and manslaughter.