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Yeah.
Oh, uh...
We drove 200 miles to be here today. This is unacceptable.
Because I'm not signing that piece of paper.
Oh.
I mean it this time. These are not just words.
- Porter! What did I tell you? - But I'm hungry.
I'll pull the plug on the settlement agreement, divorce you,
[Women laugh]
- Why the hell didn't you tell me?! - You wouldn't make the right decision.
And tell them what?
- It really hurt. - Yeah, I understand.
You wanna know what else I remember?
and you told me to burn the papers that I found in there?
Every year, they get younger and younger.
Let's go inside and call the insurance company.
[Inaudible]
Oh no a spanking against mommys knees! That's abuse
[Sighs] Well, art is subjective.
No, no!
Well, you don't have a place to live, you don't like to work,
[Sobs]
I know. I look too young.
you will get spanked.
A check I was never told about.
It does work. It does work most of the time.
- Afraid not. - Well, that's too bad.
Oh! Sorry.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
Dana?
...she'd be pregnant.
About how much time he's spending at that damned pancake restaurant.
Sign it!
I couldn't just let you make a fool out of me.
[Porter] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Mike Delfino.
Then I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese.
You're right. You're right.
Hi!
You...
[Bree gasps]
getting pretty.
It had little bears and balloons on it, right?
Some to test our patience.
I don't have time for her hysterics.