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[Piano music, fountains tinkle]
I'd like to have a relationship again, and at my age, with a kid,
Well, I am not your mommy.
Those cookies were made from scratch.
But you're worth it.
Fine, I won't send them. But I think it's a stupid rule.
It used to work. They've figured out it's an empty threat. They're onto us.
Yes, Bree shouldn't have spanked Porter. But it's not like she hurt him.
What is it doing on my coffee table?
- Morty? - Yeah, you know.
I threw a... I threw a book at her.
I wanted to wear Andrew's favorite color and then I realized that...
- I'll raise. - He misbehaved, so I had to punish him.
Looks like Tom's got the mob under control.
What's wrong?
...knew my mother?
You spanked my son?
I am. I mean, I was.
I've given you those things and I'm through feeling guilty.
You think men his age don't have needs?
- No. - I'm not gonna let him insult you.
Such a warm, loving woman.
- Have you told anyone about this? - No, but I could.
she would never want children.
Oh, I hate when they do that.
So what is it that will make it worth your while?
Toy chest?
- Everything all right at home? - Yeah.
But... you're not very bright.
They never call and if I blow them off,
Wow, I, uh... wish I could help you.
Wow, I am dragging today. Shall we put on another pot of coffee?